Alright here’s mine, once I was six I was at recess and there used to be these monkey bars that I could probably stand flat and hold on to, so one day I decided to climb them because why the f not. So I only climbed one or two at a time then mr Krabs go skrrrrrt then I poopy then Hitler said eebbzgshs then Kermit was like Fuchs Iskenderun so I climbed the monke bars THE END