Spongebob bows down

The fact that no one simps for dipper pines...

What about me

Well you are no one

No I'm not

Dipper hot

Ew

S is for seduction
I is impressing online girls with your donation
M is for the money you’ve lost since this all started
P is for the princess always gave her what she wanted

Ok

Ight

Yeah, they're simps
S- Mayonnaise
I- On
M- An
O- Escalator
And up it goes, byeeeeeeee

No

I'm going up the escalator, I can't hear youuuuu

"Goes up with you"

Just like you

Why the f*ck do people simp for dipper?