Pat Jiros oc

Arlo: AH WHO ARE YOU!?

Pat: what- I’m pat

Arlo: Why am I here?!

Pat: what do you mean-

Arlo: Why Am I cuddled near you

Pat: because you told me to cuddle you

Arlo: I dont remeber that

Pat: I- ?

Arlo: what?

Pat: why don’t you remember

(Probably because you didn’t put it in the prompt

Any gender will do

Ruby: ..?

Pat: g’morning

Ruby: what am I doing next to you..?

Pat: I- you brought me home last night

Ruby: I did?

Pat: mhm

Ruby: hm..I guess so

Pat: *cuddles*

Ruby: ^w^

Pat: *smiles*

Ruby: :3

Pat: *kisses their neck*

Ruby: ..!

Pat: …

Ruby: sorry, I jumped a little

Pat: it’s ok

Delphine wakes up. once she realizes, she jumps up away, trying to wipe off something from where he has holding her: WHAT THE F-

Pat: hi

Delphine: HOW'D WE GET HERE

Pat: you wanted to come over to my house?

Delphien: I DID?!

Pat: yes?

Delphine: WHO EVEN ARE YOU?

Pat: I am pat

Delphine: HOW'D- WH- WHAT RELATIONSHIP DO WE HAVE

Pat: friends

Delphine: THEN WHY WERE WE LIKE THAT-

Pat: cuz you asked me to

Delphine cringes and pauses for a moment: Did I drink again?

Pat. Mhm

Delphine: That explains the headache... and the that

Pat. Mhm

Delphine: So tell me... how'd we get to that?

Pat: let’s see you met me at the bar then you said I was cute then you made sure I wasn’t gay and then asked me to cuddle with you

Delphine: ... did I drink Sake and whiskey?

Pat. Mhm

Delphine: did I mix them together?

Pat: probibly?

she nods: anyways where's the exit?

Pat: its your house why would i know

Delphine: oh... I-I'll go if you don't mind-

Pat: yeah *jumps out of the windo*

Delphine looks after him, in shock
(LMAO-)

Pat: byeeee

Delphine: how the f**k did he survive that-

Pat: majic

Delphine: and you can hear me too?

Pat: im part cat so yes

Delphine: oh shit.

Pat: *leaves*