yawn

(do i have to play as a eddsworld charecter?)

(yea sorry)

( am i able to play as tord?

(ye okkk now here's teh twist you tom edd and matt have never encountered Kawaii befur so yee also new stuffs you'll find out why Kawaii has only one eye underneath the bed by her backstory which comes later)
Kawaii: *hiding underneath the random bed in teh basement*

Tord: Ey wanna watch Return of the insane zombie pirates from hell 4?

Kawaii: * clearly scared and begins high pitched screeching that's so high it almost deafens them and also is loud enough fur anything in a 900,000 mile radius to hear*

ok

(wot character you wanna play? [only the main four bois tord tom edd and matt one of them you can play as])

tom cause he has my favorite color

(okkk now here's teh twist you tord edd and matt have never encountered Kawaii befur so yee also new stuffs you'll find out why Kawaii has only one eye underneath the bed by her backstory which comes later)
Kawaii: *hiding underneath the random bed in teh basement*

tom: what

Kawaii: *hisses aggressively*

tom: chill

Kawaii: *moves back a little bit and continues hissing*

tom: hey edd! theres a cat with one eye under the bed in the basement!

Kawaii's ears flatten and tries to hide herself with her eyes closed but it's no use.

edd *edd comes* whats wrong?
tom: theres a cat with one eye under here
edd: uhhh ok? *checks under the bed*

Kawaii: HISSSSSSSSSSSSS *a highly acidic flame yeets from Kawaii and just barely hits Edd*

edd: HOLY-
tom: toooooooord, i need your help!

Kawaii: *high pitched screeching that's so high it almost deafens them and also is loud enough fur anything in a 900,000 mile radius to hear*

tord: *it somehow dosent work* what?
tom: throw this bed up
tord: ok *yeets the bed up*

Kawaii: *goes invisible*

tom: it went invisible
tord: shit
edd: here wear this *gives tord goggles that make invisible things go visible*
tord: ok *wears them*

Kawaii: *zips out of the room at light and jet speed combined and yeets into Tord's room and hides under his bed, goes uninvisible, and shapeshifts into Tord(Kawaii's Eddsworld shapeshifts are chibi btw lol)*

edd: TORD THEY WENT IN YOUR ROOM
tord: ok *goes to his room and yeets the bed up* gotcha bit-

Tord sees the smol Tord just standing there.

tord: WHAT IN THE NAME OF MY GIANT ROBOT
tom: what? *sees chibi tord* *gags, then throws up*

The chibi Tord's starry demon wings expand out and it flies out of Tord's room and then zips out of the room at light and jet speed combined and yeets into Tom's room and hides under his bed, goes and shapeshifts into Tom(and as I said, Kawaii's Eddsworld shapeshifts are chibiiii)

tord: hes in your room
tom: ok *goes to his room and yeets the bed* gotch- *throws up*

Kawaii: *shapeshifts back into her normal form and fazes into the wall and just stays there and puts up her kawaii-bubble shield in case they attack*

tom: *also fazes through the wall* it better not be another chibi-

tom: what

Kawaii's ears flatten. She seems to be in pain.

tom: why do you look like ur in pain

Kawaii doesn't respond.

tom: helloooo, do you exsist?

Kawaii stares at you and looks clearly very pissed.
Kawaii: *teleports into Edd's room to get away from Tom*
Kawaii: *shapeshifts into chibi Edd and yet again hides under the bed*

tom: EDD ITS IN YOUR ROOM!
edd: ok *goes to his room and yeets his bed up* who are you- AWWWWWWWWW

A smol cute Ringo appears from behind the chibi Edd and a white snowy cat appears behind the chibi Edd too.

edd: AWWWWWWWWWWW
tom: what is it-

Kawaii: *starry demon wings twitch*

tom: hey its the cat again

Kawaii: *flies up*
Smol Ringo and Cloud: *fly up with Kawaii*

tom: RINGO!

Smol Ringo: *hides behind Kawaii*

edd: who are you

Kawaii(the smol Edd): I'm Kawaii, a russian demon cat god.
Cloud(the white snowy cat): I'm Cloud, a warrior cat.
Smol Ringo: I'm basically the Ringo you know, but I'm owned by Kawaii's Edd shapeshift which she's shapeshifted into right now.
Kawaii: Yep. And yes, I can shapeshift and do many more things~

edd: what
tom: what
tord: *comes* what
matt: *comes* what

(can you rp as Edd fur a bit? its necessary to the story)
Kawaii: It's best I don't show you... Maybe I'd show you if you let me do something!

edd: (ok) like what?

Kawaii: ...i don't know why i'm asking this, but i kinda wanna move into your house
Kawaii: i mean, i've been living in a basement killing people fur about 70 centuries and i can't stand being in a basement any longer and besides, i have the power to give y'all whatever the heck you want. you want a million free colas? sure, i'll get those. i have the power to do anything, considering i created this mortal universe and i can still inhale the entire galaxy and still be starving ngl

edd: DEAL!

Kawaii: *spins* so when do you want all those colas

edd: N.O.W

Kawaii: *claps* all your colas are waiting outside because i can't fit them all into the house

edd: *teleports outside* YES!

you three look out teh window and see a gigantic mountain of about 70 million colas
Kawaii: how to move into a house when there's a cola addict in it 101 :3

tom, tord, and matt: WHAT THE-

Kawaii: *finds an empty random room in the house and teleports all her stuff into the room* and that's how you move in, Kawaii-style~

tom: *recieves a call from bf for some reason* what, oh you need me to calm gf down bc of an explosion? ok, see you there *hangs up*

Kawaii: *sits in her gaming chair and begins to animate*

tom: i need to help bf calm down gf
matt: why?
tom: she got scared by a gun explosion

Kawaii: *puts on her glowy cat headphones and continues to animate*

tom: *goes to chill gf*
matt: *goes to kawaii* who are u?

Kawaii: I'm Kawaii, a russian demon cat god.

matt: i dont understand

Kawaii: Of course you don't, Matt. You share one braincell with the one purrson who loves themselves, and that's you.

matt: wait how do you know my name

Kawaii: *shows you her identification card and facepalms* I still can't believe I'm gonna be friends with a purrson with one braincell, but that's okay.

matt:

Kawaii: Sorry... I just have a bad relationship with humans.

matt: oh

Kawaii: Now can I please animate and game in peace? My viewers are pissed.

matt: can i get bf tho?

Kawaii: MENTION BF ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL STAB THE FUNK OUT OF YOU

matt: why :(

Kawaii: BF ruined my peaceful life.

matt: how?

Kawaii: Well, at furst it was a wholesome rap battle, until my rage side and my two inner demons started getting pissed, and then I got so angry I literally killed BF's girlfriend, you 4-- this was befur I even knew you guys, and basically everybody in a 30 mile radius with my gigantic fiery anger. I stabbed BF and cut him-- there was blood EVERYWHERE. However, somehow BF lived all that torture, SOMEHOW, but I had to heal everybody or I wouldn't have even had a home that's not a home anymore even tho it's inside of a house...

(wait can bf actually be in this rp)

(sowwy but no :p)

( :( )

(im sorry ok :( )

(ok)

(back to teh rp)

matt: that was... ummmm... uhhhhh... mmmmm....

Kawaii: *slowly stares back at her drawing pen and goes back to animating*

tom: *comes back with burnt spots* APPARENTLY bf already calmed down gf, but when i was coming back, I GOT STRUCK BY 10 LIGHTNING BOLTS

Kawaii: Wow, some luck. *holds up her hand, a pink and purple flame appears in Kawaii's hand, and Tom is immediately healed*

tom: thanks

Kawaii: You're welcome. *goes back to professionally animating*

edd: *comes back in* i finished all the colas!

Kawaii: That fast?! Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

edd: yes

Kawaii: Wait, what's that spooky month music outside? *looks out her window* Oh, it's just Cakey and Luna at it again.

tom: who?

Kawaii: Did I furget to tell you I have other friends?

edd: thats a surprise

Kawaii: They aren't really into hanging out though... They like doing their own thing. *shows a picture of her friends*

edd: i kinda like this "josh" guy, he seems interesting

Kawaii: you wanna know why me and Josh are exes now?

edd: why?

Kawaii: Because I simp over a humanoid bomb now. Also he played rock songs I hated at like 3 in the morning :|

edd: so you basically cheated on him?

Kawaii: Kinda. Anyway, can I please animate in peace!? *opens up her YouTube* SEE HOW MANY FUNKING NOTIFS I HAVE?! I NEED TO GET POSTING!!
*You see about 900000 notifications.
Kawaii: *bangs head on table*

tom: WHAT THE-

Kawaii: let me animate so i can be in peace....

edd: i kinda wanna meet this josh guy

Kawaii: about that... the bomb guy i simp fur killed him a week ago

edd: why

Kawaii: Josh called him a black cherry and Josh couldn't survive Whitty's ballistic form.

edd: *gets a lighter and goes outside*

Kawaii: *teleports the lighter away from him and inhales it into her stomach*

edd: *goes to the bomb and lights the match up with his thumb and activates teh bomb head*

Whitty: *doesn't explode*
Kawaii: *teleports Edd back* It's no use.

edd: *uses teh minecraft physics and explodes a tnt next to whitty, which should light the bomb, making whitty explode*

*doesn't affect whtty*
Whitty: STOP IT! YOU WANT THAT JOSH GUY? FINE! GET KAWAII TO REVIVE HIM!

edd: and just bc he called you a "black cherry" dosent mean you got to kill him

Whitty: *doesn't respond*
Kawaii: *teleports Edd back and uses her impawsible insane telekinesis so he can't move* Stop trying. You're pissing me and Whitty off, and besides, Josh didn't even like life! He always complained, he kept trying to kill himself, and he just wouldn't stop pissing my off until I killed him! STOP IT AND JUST LET HIM BE DEAD!! You don't want me to go cattolistic, or I swear, I will kill you ALL.

edd: ok now shut the frickity cola up

Kawaii:

edd: -_- *takes teh cat next to her and yeets it up to the sky*

*the cat doesn't move, just fades
Kawaii: illusions~

edd: *accidentally yeets kawaii into the sky* oop-

Kawaii: *flies down and stands there, unmovable and unbreakable* tbh i was just kidding josh doesn't even exist we just be doing a little trolling also i'm such a good artist to make a purrson look so real like a photo even tho its not real

edd: *pulls out a minigun with red eyes* you WHAT!

Kawaii's ears flatten.
Kawaii: jeez relax i just like doing trolling once in a while as revenge fur all teh people who were mean to me and trolled my befur

edd: ehhh imma go play minecraft with bf on the xbox

Kawaii: okayyyyyyyy....? *goes back to animating*

*right when edd joins the server, bf is already full enchanted netherite, and is going on a mass murder in a 1:18 experimental creation of custom biomes enabled huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge cave, he kills everything in sight, except teh axolotls, and is singing the axolotl song in teh chat*

Kawaii: *finishes her animation and posts it on YouTube*
Kawaii(thinking): i really wanna get along with bf again... i used to help him with the toughest battles and everything was great, all up until my rage and my demons jumped in...
Kawaii(thinking): but then again, he doesn't like anymore after i tried to kill him...
Kawaii: *sigh* *looks at the 13 diamond play buttons she has* at least I've still got popularity...

edd: *also has full enchanted netherite armor and saves teh axolotls and kills every creeper, zombie, skeleton, and others in sight, and they have a warden mobs* GOD DANG IT i forgot bf installed the warden mob... *sigh* this is gonna be much harder, since they 2 shot full netherite

---7 minutes later---
Kawaii: *goes outside* HOLY KAWAII CATTOS IN MY PIZZA WHY AND HOW IS MY CAR ON THE FUNKING ROOF
*You hear Kawaii screaming outside and you decide to go see what's going on.

edd: whats going on?

Kawaii: MY CAR IS ON THE ROOF AND I DON'T KNOW HOW IT GOT THERE

edd: WHAT THE- TORD, COME HERE!

Kawaii: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOW IS MY CAR ON TEH FUNKING ROOF

tord: idk...

Kawaii: *slams head into ground*

tord: oof

Kawaii: IT DOESN'T EVEN HURT! *takes head out of ground*
Kawaii: I'll just try to take the car down, I guess... *uses telekinesis and gets it down*
Kawaii: awh now my paw hand thing hurts

tord: *slowly backs away nervously*

Kawaii: *flies up into the cotton candy clouds to recharge her power*

tord: TAKE ME WITH YOU

Kawaii: WHY?!

tord: I WANT COTTON CANDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Kawaii: THIS COTTON CANDY IS HARD AS BEDROCK IN MINECRAFT AND IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT CAN CHARGE MY POWER WITH THE GALAXY LOL YOU CAN TRY *doesn't bring you up and flies up into them*

tord: :(

Kawaii: *curls up into a ball in the shape of an egg and begins to charge her power*

tord: ill just get- *sees an ice cream truck* A SPONGEBOB POPSICLE

Kawaii: *finishes charging her power and spins aggressively in the clouds to loosen the tightened energy*

tord: *gets a spongebob popsicle and its perfect* HOLY SHIT ITS PERFECT

Kawaii: LOL WHAT

tord: IT ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE THE THING ON THE BAG

Kawaii: LOL
Kawaii: now imma go check on my axolotls on my xbox in my room because yes i have one

edd: i have 10 blue ones in minecraft

Kawaii: I have 50 blue axolotls, 20 yellow axolotls, 20 pink axolotls, 20 brown axolotls, and 20 cyan axolotls. I also have an army of wolves, and a bunch of cats of my favorite breeds.

edd: lucky

Kawaii: Also, I got 50 more blue axolotls yesterday, so now I have 100 blue axolotls.

edd: bruh

Kawaii: I'm not lying. You wanna see my minecraft world as proof? Sure.

edd: ok

Kawaii: *goes to her xbox* can i friend you on my xbox so you can go into my minecraft world?

edd: ok

---after friending Kawaii---
Kawaii: i think you can join my world now

edd: ok *joins the server*

When you join Kawaii's survival world, the furst things you see is a bunch of detailed villages, houses, farms, statues, and many other things. Kawaii's in full netherite going into her sky-house to look at her 20 other 4 types of axolotl and her 100 blue axolotls.

edd: what

Kawaii: Suprised?

edd: *clearly is*

Kawaii: yea. *enchants netherite with unbreaking 5, mending 3, blast protection 5 on her leggings, projectile protection 5 on her helmet and boots and yeets a bunch of OP enchants on her chestplate, then starts spinning because Kawaii thinks it's satisfying to see her insane cat youtuber cape yeet around having a seizure*

edd: WHAT THE NAME OF ALL THE COLAS I DRANK OUTSIDE

Kawaii: LOL

edd: wait is this a 1:18 experimental snapshot with creation of custom biomes?

Kawaii: nah i wait fur all the updates

edd: :(

Kawaii: well my stuff glitches so that's why
Kawaii: besides, i've got an fnf mod livestream thats about to start on youtube!

edd: what mod is it?

Kawaii: just a few different mods, you can watch or join in if you want

edd: i wanna join

Kawaii: join teh video or join teh live chat? because if you wanna join teh video, people would be raging and confused and i wouldn't be able to start teh video because i never told my viewers about you guys!

edd: just tell them

Kawaii: i dont think they'd understand and i don't have the courage sorry

edd: eh its ok

Kawaii: I'm starting the livestream now I'm already late

edd: ok imma play with bf on minecraft

---An hour later and after the livestream---
Kawaii: Damn, my hand paw things hurt.

tord: *is killing mcdonalds because they gave him 6 nuggets instead of 20*

Kawaii: *summons 999999 chicken nuggets and inhales them*

tord: why :(

Kawaii: well, i'm STILL STARVING RIGHT NOW! i have a funking back hole in my stomach and it takes so much food to actually fill that black hole!

tord: can i atleast have some?

Kawaii: *summons 47 chiky nuggs in Tord's hands* there, you nugget begging communist.