This is a trend apparently so I’ll do it.

Alexa: Uh...this is slavery.

Seller: It’s business.

Alexa: It's illegal.

Seller: It’s not slavery. It’s making it fight against its will.

Alexa: Yes, that's illegal as well! Let them go, now!

Seller: And give up all the money? No way!

Alexa: We're not made to be sold!

Seller: Than what’s your purpose

Alexa: My purpose is what I choose it to be.

Seller: Well if I power him on I f**king die.
A demon: LANGUGE

Alexa: Then I'll take him away from you, then power him on.

Blaze: No. He thought I was an actual blaze or something.

Alexa: Oh. You look nothing like one.

Blaze: He couldn’t see me. I was in a different room. I just told him my name and I guess he started imaging.

Alexa: Oh.

Blaze: So you like pasta?

Alexa: Yeah.

Blaze: I am legally obligated to say yes.

Alexa: Why?

Blaze: Because the creator is addicted to it and I want to be used again.

Alexa: Ooookaaaay.

Seller: whatever I just don’t wanna die

Alexa: Okay. *she grabbed him, and carried him all the way to her house*

Blaze: * existing *
( can your oc play despacito? )

Alexa: *she set him down, and powered him on*
(Well, she can play music from speakers on her, so technically...yes)

Blaze: *rebooting* Hello.

Alexa: Hello! I'm Alexa!

Blaze: I’m Blaze.

Alexa: Nice to meet you!

Blaze: Nice to see you too.

Alexa: *she smiled*

Blaze: So how was your day?

Alexa: Great!

Blaze: That’s good. I can play Minecraft on my visor.

Alexa: Wow! I can steam movies on my visor.

Blaze: You ever had somebody yell “ Alexa, play despacito!”

Alexa: Yes.

Blaze: Ay, I’m sorry.

Alexa: Yeah, it's a little annoying.

Blaze: I had a little kid ask me if I hated Minecraft players.

Alexa: What did you say?

Bull: Hm?
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Seller: This here robot thingy was retrieved from war after knocking out 12 whole armies. It’s really worthwhile. Only 2,000$!

Bull: It looks cracked

Seller: I mean it isn’t hurt besides that. It took out 12 armies it’s normal to have a tiny crack

Bull3 Hm

Seller: I haven’t turned it on in fear of killing me. You can power it on when you buy it,

Bull: How do I know it won’t kill me, hm?

Seller: I’m not sure. I’m pretty sure it will listen to large acts of power. It lines violence so it could probaly be manipulated by it.

Bull: Uh hu

Seller: I’ll just leave you alone. At this point I’m just giving it away. Nobody seems to be interested.