MilkTheMilkCarton but he's resorting to schtabbing

Ha ha ha ho, ha ha ha ha ha house!
Snow froze Bob's nuts!
Bad pearls Bob's nuts! Bad pearls Bob's nuts!
Eat em'!
Squidward smokes dope!
Chief on your mother! Terrestrial warning!
Squidward smokes dope!
She win a bus which has 100 men!
Squidward smokes dope!
He's a zero, aligning the roast!
Squidward smokes dope!
He sat on a rug and ran as a loop!
Oooooooooooooh, ah!
Big fat liar!
Ooh, you're nasty, yeah yeah!
Big fat liar!
Stinky riot!