Robot cat girls attack!

Guten Tag?

Just watch out! These catgirl robots bite hard!

How to befriend them?

Feed em the oil outta the sardine can that smells like fish. Plus buy em digital yarn to play with.

*does that all*

*Catgirl bites you softly*
Nyu!

Aaaw, so cute! ////

*Robot catgirl steals you computer and eats all the chips inside it*

At least I have lots of copies of that computer with exact same files inside.

But your 600 dolar computer is destroyed!

You can post this on Xentrickraft stream if ya want

Will do.

*Faints over cuteness*

Mew mew!

At least you didn't die!

They won't come!

I'm just kidding also its raining

The robot can survive in the rain!

Who said robot cat girls are waterproof?

This one is due to silicon fur. She's basically impervious to conventional damage!

But I also have red wine and matches. Are robot cats fireproof?

Yes of course. Plus red win is non flammable!

Are they lavaproof?

No lava will kill them. But then you will have no robot cat!

Will they survive a nuke?

No. They will die!

That poor robot cat is gone now! Lol

*rebuilds her, now the same robot catgirl is nuke-resistant*

*Explodes Tsar Bomba on robot catgirl*

*she survives*

Read my comment? She's nuke resistant now.

Its not a N U K E look I said tsar bomba not a N U K E

*mew mewing intensifies*

The new robot catgirls are a bargain at only 420,000,000 yen!

I recieved one free only because of field testing. Not that I'm poor or anything.

But that one is still in beta software mode. So there could be some complications!

I'll pay $500 dollars for a firmware update.

Catgirl: "does not compute... beep beep"
Catgirl *bites you more*

*fixes the problem and now she's running the latest software perfectly*

Problem solved.

*still bites you*

Ouchy!

*angry robot cat noises*

*calms her down by buying more digital yarns*

Robot cat:
*plays with digital yarn*
Robot cat:
"Nyu!"

*hugs her*

*robot hugs intensify*

*pats her*

*Robot Catgirl purring*

*kisses her on the forehead*

Mew mew!

I'm curious, how would she react if I do this *kisses her on the lips*

Welp, I just made a radical change.

You went for the new catgirl GF model and she ruined her life! Lol.

I would keep the old purple-haired model.

You shoulda thought of that before you ordered the new GF version!

Actually, I just kissed the purple-haired one on the lips out of the curiously...

Better throw that GF model to the curb and stick with the slightly less deadly purple haired robot!

*bought the battery*
What if I installed GF addon software on the purple-haired robot?

*Yeets 100 gold bars at cat girl* is that enough?

*yeets 9999 diamonds at catgirl* enough now? 😡

Catgirl: "More. Give all the mons!"

*yeets 9999999 gold bars at catgirl's head* 😡😡😡😡

Catgirl: *melts all the good and uses it to build herself a new motherboard*
Also catgirl: "nyu!"

*lights up two fire crackers at my hands* happy "lunar new year"

Now your hands are on fire!

I have fireproof hands *changes weather to raining *

Cats have a fear of water :)

Especially robot cats!

In the wild, many big cats hunt in the water. So are only tame cats afraid of water?