Adam: H e l p

Red October: *rips adam in half* [DIE] [DIE] [SUFFER] GET UP! *revives adam*

Adam: …wha-

Adam: That literally didn’t help at all, no offense comrade.

Red October: [ PAIN THRESHOLD NOT MET > PAIN THRESHOLD MET ] *rips adams arms off* GET BACK UP *revives adam*

Adam: CALM DOWN! O-O|||

Red October: ok... [AW...]

Adam: Also is Leon dead yet I’m still mad at him for stealing my girl-

Red October: Yes Also Bronn has a gf

Adam: Okay, I just want a life again because Dust became the main protagonist. ;-;

Red October: Uhhhhhhhhhh
Bronn: oh hey ada-
nebaneba: ÙWÚ
Bronn:Screams in about to be sexually assaulted

Adam: *depression because of no point in existing* RO I need help finding a reason to exist.

Red October: it's very simple. Kill everybody

Mortem:

Adam: H e l p

"why?"

Adam: Please just help-

"how?"

Bf: uh uh

Adam: H e l p

Mario: (Shoots Adam)

Adam: AGH- *falls flat*

Mario: Yeah!

Adam: YOU LITERALLY JUST KILLED PICO YOU IDIOT/

Mario: OOH

*the bodies swap again*

Pico: *ded*

Mario:.....oh

Adam: YOU IDIOT-

Adam: H e l p .

Bf: Beep bo? (poke)

Adam: *doesn’t understand* What-

Bf:....

Adam: Can you speak English?

Bf:...yeah

Adam: Okay HELP ME-

Bf: How?

Adam: I dunno…

Bf:

Skid and pump fome up to you think your Pico ) Hi pico

Adam: Hi.

Bf you seem different

Adam: What?

Bf: nvm

Adam: Oh, okay.

Wanna rap?

Adam: Sure.

Adam: …hi.

Lets go find bf

Adam: Riiiiiight…

Is something wrong Pico you seem ... Different

Adam: I’m fine!

Ok

Adam: *looks around for bf*

Finds bf

Adam: Uh… hey.

Bf : hi