op oc's allowed because thats what they are

Creed: -Readies up- We doin' this?

Xander: *He puts a knife into Creeds nech* You will go to sleep now...

Creed: Nah I'm not tired.

Xander: ಠ_ಠ bruh

Creed: I'm a god, mayte. It's gonna take a lot more than that pathetic excuse of an attack to kill me.

Xander: Tell that arceus, i dare you to

Creed: Nah, too lazy. You do it.

Xander: How about NO Mr. Joe Shmoe, cuz she's the THE GOD

((lol this went from a fight to an argument

(Yeah lol, Xander is being an angy boi)

(( lel

Xander: F**K YEAH WE ARE!

Creed: Alright, may the best win.

Vanessa:......may the best win or die trying

Creed: Your move.

Vanessa:....
*she seems to be charging up a blast of some kind*

Creed: -Standing there, unfazed-

Vanessa: Goodbye!
*She launches it at creed*

Creed: -Teleports behind her-
Hello

Vanessa: Hello, You're dead!
*snap goes the neck*

Creed: -Ducks abd goes to sweep your legs- Nope.

(Anyways back to the RP)

Creed: He's THE god? The god of what?

Xander: Wait f**k i meant goddess, anyways, SHE CONTROLS THE F**KING OMNIVERSE AND THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM!

Creed: Weak. I'm the god of reality and time itself.

Xander: Well to be fair she did make you

Creed: I made myself. And no one commands me around.

Xander Ahem, She'll erase you from the multiverse

Creed: No one can do that to me. I control reality itself.

Xander: But shes a llama in a fence and ur a dumbass so i think we know who wins, the llama does

Creed: Well the dumbass can teleport so who wins? Yeah the dumbass.

Xander: She can tho

Creed: I'd love to see her try.

onslaught bf: well what am i waiting for? lets go!

*She pulls out a cross*

*nothing happens*

Both: May the best win..

bf: *starts floating up as 10000000000 unbreakable spikes fall onto them*

*Nothing happened to them*

bf: *charges at them so fast they dont have a time to react*

*Xander takes the collision like a champ*
Xander: sorry......
*he grabs a sword and sticks it in bfs left eye*

bf: *it phased through bf*

Xander: expected

bf: *has this little smirk*

Vanessa: hmm, seems like its time for your demise bud

bf: and how is that?

Reginald CUtley: "well hello there'

Both:....

-shrug- "so-will you make your move or-"

Vanessa:.........How about you make yours...

"you seem like fine people-go ahead. hit me"

Vanessa: Whatever you say.......
*she charges up some sort of fire blast*

-smile-

Vanessa: See you in hell!
*She fires it at him*

he catches it

Vanessa: 0_0

he holds it up in his hand "well then-interesting"

Xander: huh, sound like my p-
Vanessa: Xander could you not

he looks Xander dead in the eye "no-he was the biggest Ive ever had"

Xander: 0_0 W H A T ?

-laugh- "13 inches-and Im sure that huge sword of yours is compensating for you"

Xander: ಠ_ಠ
Vanessa: Could you not piss the femboi off?

"Ill do whatever the f**k I please"

Vanessa: Then i dare you to tell arceus to go f**k herself and die in a hole

" . . . I dont know who that is, but If I did, I would"

Xander: Arceus is not just any god, she's THE GOD.

"well-I could beat her" -smile-

Both: *Also flip him off*

-chuckle-

Vanessa: Anyways imma go listen to Helasex cuz tearout, am i right? *cue laugh track*

"if you say so-"

Vanessa: Super f**king weird name tho

Xander: Would you be so sure?
*He starts to draw a knife*

"yes"

Xander: OH REALLY!?
*He goes haywire stabbing him in the chest like, 15 TIMES*

-sigh- "I liked this suit . . ."

Xander: Well f**k you lol

he puts his hand on Xanders chest-he feels himself heating up

Xander: Dude, i live in hell i take take a little heat dummy

"oh really? my friend with the big sword rules over that place-anyway" he makes Xanders heart explode

Xander: No, that would be me and vanessa, i am basically satan, And Vanessa could snap her fingers and destroy the entire f**king universe

"ah-you see, you rule over one layer of it. Daxos rules over the other 8"

Vanessa: He acts like he rules the other 8, but we rule every layer, including the boiler room of hell

"right-oh! I know-he rules over one of the different hells. theres several you see-I rule over a place called The GUildhall which serves as a nexus between realities"

Vanessa: Us and Arceus own those, you just the king of that one, while Arceus rules that land
*Snap goes the neck!*

he returns to normal "you r e a l l y dont know how this goes do you? The Guildhall is my domain. I created it"

Xander: Huh, sounds menacing but i dont F**king care!

"and Xander and Vanessa are the worst demon lord names Ive ever heard. Talkanaran, Dravomier, Daxos-all better names then that"

Xander: Dont think about it

"its the only thing I c a n think about"

Xander: (image)

-flips off-

Xander: How the f**k?

"I possess many a talent"

Xander: But could you not talk that fancy? I have no clue as to what that meant.

-eyeroll- "Im a f**kin powerhouse"

Xander: Huh, well so am I!
*He takes out A FREAKIN MASSIVE SWORD named "The destroyer of worlds"*

"I have a friend with a similar sword to that"

Xander: Oh really?

"although its a tiny bit smaller"

Xander: so, about an inch or two smaller?

"something like that"