MilkTheMilkCarton but it's his favorite perks

so... car piss leads to eternal life?

Yes

And Russian trench water

whats juggernog's ingredients?

Here

Serving Size: 1 Can
Calories per Serving: 1000
Total Fat: 70g
Sodium: 45g
Total Carb: 5000g
Sugars: 90g
Protein: 400g
Ingredients: Carbonated Milk, Powdered Crocodile Eggs, Spinach Juice, Pure Gumption, Fortified with Iron

Pure Gumption? tf how you get that?

By purifying raw gumption

ah

Another thing to blackmail people with

Another Quick Revive ingredient is Trench Water from Russia

Ok thanks

And now the nutrition facts of quick revive because why not

Serving Size: 1 Can
Calories per Serving: 115
Total Fat: 150g
Sodium: 90g
Total Carb: 125g
Sugars: 0g
Protein: 10g
Ingredients: Trench Water (Product of Russia), Chicken Broth Concentrate, Adrenaline, Ammonium, Salts, Anchovy Paste, Feline Urea

Just gonna save that