Shadow and silver?

Wait, how do you, uh, do IT with a gun?

It's impossible. You can't [love] a gun. But that doesn't stop people from having inanimate objects as GFs.

XD

I'm sure Shadow will shoot Sonic, but he wants Silver..

Now Sonic is really gonna be mad!

Because hes faster than light

That's why an AKM is useless against him.

yea

it isnt faster than light

that makes it weak

You can't hurt sonic if you can't hit him!

yeah

Shadow loves his antique AKM. Because reasons.

Show me the reasons!!!

●Shadow's wife keeps leaving him to "hang out" with Sonic.
●Shadow is teaming up with the .exe's to wreck havoc.
●Shadow Kalashnikov is his secand favorite gun after his sawed off shotgun.
●Shadow's Kalashnikov will never leave him for another man or yell at him for messing up.