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Jacob: :O

Lunala: Wait, you're that kid who i had sent to horny jail if im not mistaken, GET THE FU-

Jacob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Lunala: *Pissed off moon bat noises*

Jacob: * Goes invisible and starts run * - mind: sh*t sh*t sh*t -

Lunala: *Even more pissed off moon bat noises as she pursues jacob*

Jacob: * Runs faster *

Lunala: Here's Johnny!

Jacob: * Teleports away *

Lunala: *Teleports to where he is* Bruh

Jacob: * Keeps teleporting away *

Lunala: *Disables his teleporting powers* YOU NEED JUST FACE YOUR F**KING FEARS ALREADY DUMBASS!

Jacob: * Teleports away * Lol

Lunala: HOW THE FU-

Jacob: > : )

Lunala: eh, whatever

the end?

Lunala: Eh, might as well send him a note

Jacob: . ..

*He receives a note*

Jacob: * Reads it *

*The note reads: "Hey jacob, its me lunala, i was just inviting you to have some tea at the altar of the sunne :D"*

Jacob: That is kinda s u s

*The note changed to read "Its not sus tho D:"*

Jacob: You were literally chasing me!

Lunala: i know, i just wanted to make up

Jacob: ok k k k . . . .

Lunala: anyways, mett me at the altar of the sunne in two hours, also seeya

two hours later

Lunala: Oh hello jacob! didn't actually think you'd show up lol

Jacob: I am still s u s of you

Cookie: OH MA GOD!

Sapphire (Cookie’s shiny gardevoir): !!!!!

Lunala: *Confused moon bat noises* bruh i not gonna hurt you two

Cookie: We know. It’s just YOU’RE MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN IN PICTURES

Lunala: huh, should've expected you to say that

Cookie: *amazed*

Lunala: Now could you stop fangirling over me, thank you very much

Cookie: I’m not! It’s just an honour to see such beauty…

Lunala: i get it, you see a legendary pokemon and you're like "Oh wow so cool its actually f**king lunala woah super cool dude"

Cookie: ._.

Lunala: Super accurate am i right folks?
*Insert laugh track here*

Cookie: …….

Lunala: Alright, terrible jokes out of way now

Cookie: Uhm…..

Lunala: what are yall doin here, its 2 in the morning!

Cookie: we take walks ._.

Lunala: AT TWO IN THE MORNING?!

Cookie: yea?

Lunala: ......Jesus f**k

Cookie: It was worth it tho. -v-

Lunala: it be worth it if yall were still asleep to

Cookie: And miss a chance to see you!?

Lunala: i should've never come out here tonight, AND GO THE F**K AWAY!

Cookie: *throws a masterball at Lunala and it hits it*

Lunala: im not being caught in this shit

*Lunala was caught*

Lunala: *She pulls out an uno reverse card and pops out* Anyways f**k that

Cookie: *uno reverses it*

Lunala: nope, cant be reversed, Ya lil dumbass

Cookie: Says who?

Lunala: me,

Cookie: You are not god. So you don’t make the laws of uno reverse. Therefore, I caught you and you have no right to make your own rules of uno reverse.

*Arceus appears out of nowhere*
Lady Arceus: I just came here to tell you, NOBODY UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES IS ALLOWED TO CATCH MY F**KING CHILDREN
Lunala: o_o

Cookie: *throws another masterball at arceus*
Happy now?

*nothing happens*
Lady Arceus: oh really? *she slaps cookie*

Cookie: that fealt like I was on fire….

Lady Arceus: Ya think?

Cookie: *throws masterball again*

*Arceus deflects it into cookie's face*