The Uyrando kittens vs the Boston Celtics

*Gator watches.*

*She scores and the score is now 3-5*
"Evangeline dodges all of the opponents try to take the ball and IT'S A SLAM DUNK OOOOOOH MY GOD"
*Her teammates celebrate that score*

Jacob: !!!

*She scores and the score is now 3-5*
"Evangeline dodges all of the opponents try to take the ball and IT'S A SLAM DUNK OOOOOOH MY GOD"
*Her teammates celebrate that score*

Jacob: :O

*Evangeline chuckles and some of the opponents are even impressed by her skills*
Fan: (to self): She's cheating
*The fan was next to Jacob*

Jacob: She ain't its just skill

Fan: It's cheating
*Another fan tries back up the one who claims Eva is cheating*
(Eva is short for Evangeline)
Fan 2: if it's skill then how does Eva pull it off so perfectly

Jacob: She is a pro at basketball, one of the most popular, she has played for many years!

Fan: what argh
Fan 2: well, your not wrong

Jacob: Besides, how can you cheat?

*The 2 fans look at Jacob and start writing an essay about how you can cheat*

Jacob: Okay! Okay! Okay . . . but why would a pro player cheat, they are already good at the game!

Evangeline: okay, what should we do together

Jacob: trampoline park?

Evangeline: Yeah, I've been there before and it was soooooooo fun

Jacob: o k

Evangeline: Let's go there

at the place

*Evangeline is bouncing on a trampoline and does a few flips*

Jacob: * does 10 flips in 1 jump *

Evangeline: wow, I can't do that
*Evangeline does 9 flips in one jump and lands on her back*

jacob: ya ok

Evangeline: ow that hurt

JAcob: Are you atill ok?

Evangeline: Yeah, I'm good

Jacob: p h e w

Evangeline: *giggle* hey, let's bounce on the same trampoline

Jacob: ok

Evangeline: Let's go

they do it

Evangeline: Whoa, Jacob you can launch me high on this trampoline

Jacob: y e a

*Evangeline is launched he highest and does 25 spins but looks like she’s going to land on her back again*
Evangeline: Wow huh AHHHHH

Jacob: * Catches her *

Evangeline: oh, thank you

Jacob: NP

Evangeline: okay then, let's play some soccer

Jacob: ok

*Evangeline is on a field and Jacob has the ball*

Jacob: * kicks it *

Hater 2: WHAT, AGH UMMM GOODBYE
*Hater 2 grabs hater 1 and gets out*

Jacob: Sorry about that Eva

Evangeline: T-thank Y-you J-jacob

Jacob: No worries

*Evangeline hugs Jacob*
Evangeline: when this game is over do you want to do something together

Jacob: sure!

*The game ends 4-5 and the some fans were somewhat disappointed but a lot of the fans were alright with the loss*
Evangeline: W-we lost, how

Jacob: Don't know

*Evangeline walks to Jacob*
Evangeline: Hey umm Jacob, I would like to confess, why do you call me Eva instead of Evangeline

Jacob: its easier to say

Evangeline: Jacob, those are just haters, they'll hate and I can't stop them
Fan 1: I thought this wasn't a women's basketball game but I guess your the only female in this male only game, such a disappointment
Fan 2: Exactly, you shouldn't be in this game, the women's basketball hasn't even started yet
Evangeline: what HEY

Jacob: Calm down!

Fan 1: Yeah, calm down by getting out of here
Fan 2: Your a women, not a man, and this isn't a women's basketball game, SCAM
Evangeline: Shut up, you don't have to be sexist just because of a game

Jacob: * Seems to be getting angry *

*The 2 haters keep talking rude and sexist things about Evangeline*
Evangeline: Please just stop it
Hater 1: then leave
Hater 2: You shouldn't even be here
*They make Evangeline start tearing up*
Haters: oh look she's crying hahahaha

Jacob: * He looked so angry and turn to the hater * you . . . shut . . . i t

Hater 1: oh what I'm so scared
*Evangeline is crying*

Jacob: if ya gonna be rude, be rude somewhere else

Hater 1: oh look he has a crush on her
Hater 2: Look she's crying hahahaha

Jacob: * He goes up to Hater one and smacks him so hard he goes to the other side of the court *

Fan: to get more popularity
Fan 2: Yeah, I agree with him

Jacob: But she wouldn't cheat, i have met her in person

Fan 1 and 2: in your dreams

Jacob: No I have

Fan 1 and 2: When, in your dreams again

Jacob: A few days ago in a casino, we played some skee ball . . .

Fan 1 and 2: Call her over then
*The game is on halftime break*

Jacob: Hey Eva!

*Evangeline was on the stage and heard Jacob*
Evangeline: Oh hi umm what do you need

Jacob: These 2 people think you cheated