Kurisu in picrew again because why not

Milk: I ate a puppy.

Kurisu: nice I ate a cat

Milk: I ate a toddler.

Kurisu: damn was it good? I ate one it tasted like macaroni in a pot

Milk: It tasted like methm

Kurisu: nice

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Jay: Who did you kill this time, Put the knife down

Kurisu: I killed a random person, *he puts the knife down*

*Jay grabs the knife and walks away with it*

Kurisu: .-. Why did you take my stuff-

Jay: you can't have the knife, you'll murder

Kurisu: and I can murder without it too-

*Jay gives Kurisu the knife back but it's dull*
Jay: here's your knife

Kurisu: thanks .-.

Jay: oh and it's dull so you can't kill by stabbing

Kurisu: *trows it away* I don’t need it anyway I can kill them myself
Kurisu: *grabs a random person and bites them to death*

*Jay Ignites his energy sword*
Jay: Okay, you are under arrest

Kurisu: if y saw me kill someone why didn’t you arrest me before-
Kurisu: lmao do it-

*Jay doesn't arrest Kurisu and slashes at him making a wound*

*it heals instantly* “you do get that I’m immortal right-“

Jay: well then, I'm useless here, have a good day
*Jay gets away*

Kurisu: welp cya m8

This is the most anti climatic rp I've ever seen

Yes

(Cory saw the blood, and started to remember something. He went completely silent.)

Kurisu: you good-

(cory's got some flippy-type shit goin on with him)

Kurisu: *backs up* uh- I’ll just let you deal with t h a t -

Cory: Heheheh...

Kurisu: ..are you ok-

bf: um

Kurisu: sUs

bf:

Kuri:

bf:

Kuri:

bf:

Kuri:

Kurisu: idk

bf: are you a zombie or something?

Kurisu: no, I’m sorta like a furry and a human idk ;-; -

bf: bruh

Kurisu: look man idk- so what are you-

bf: just a human with abilities

Kurisu: I can relate

bf: ok *puts on air pods and vibes to onslaught*

Kurisu: ohok- *takes out his phone and casually types down bc as his next target*

bf: *downloads minecraft*

Kurisu: sure you want a weapon, what do you need?

bf: just get a body over here

Kurisu: oohhhhkkaaayyy- *goes out to the street and brings back some random person*

bf: tank chu *he starts floating in the sky, then turning all black with small white pupils, then transforming into this*

Kurisu: awwwwww- you lok cute :)

Look* sjskskakkia

bf: *summons one single spike, impaling him, suddenly, the body explodes and the brain hits kurisu's face*

Kurisu: nice- *eats the brains*

bf: *transforms back to normal* (image)

Kurisu: that was nice, and that tasted good, thanks :D

bf: what

Kurisu: hm, well are you gonna do it?. Do it puss-

bf: what does pussy mean?

Kurisu: I didn’t even say the full word, sus

bf: pls no amogus

Kurisu: ok then, but answer me

bf: answer what?

Kurisu: how do you know that I said that when I didn’t even say the full word

bf: the puss and the y are recognizable for me

Kurisu: ohok. You know what I mean,-

bf: ye

Kurisu: oh hey ur that person from that game right?

bf: ye

Kurisu: nice, * casually drags a tied up person out of a trash can and stabs them to death* so hru

bf: why did you kill that person

Kurisu: *puts them back in the trash can and cleans his hands* idk, I was bored.

bf: but do you have an orange flavored lollipop on chu?

Kurisu: no, but I can make one, *he makes a orange flavored lollipop out of thin air* there

bf: tank you *devours it*

Kurisu: no problem XD-

bf: can i try killing someone?

Kurisu: …*takes him off as a target*

bf: *makes a tnt cannon*

Kurisu: *comes over to see*

bf: *fires it at 500 houses and kills 1,000 people*

Kurisu: o-O

bf: *starts playing minecraft*

Kurisu: hold the frickity frack up.

bf: (image)

Kurisu: * t h I s *

bf:

Kurisu: *backs away slowly*

bf: beep (run)

Kurisu: n o

bf: *slowly gets closer*

Kurisu: helo

bf: *whispers very quietly* your next

Kurisu: *whispers quieter* oh yes please~

bf: wait

Kurisu: what is it-

bf: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯