I don’t have any whisky, but I have bourbon and brandy. Take your pick.
[deleted] M
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
Oooo brandy would be nice
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Alright
*pours some in a glass*
Water added?
And you want ice?
[deleted] M
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
Ice please
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
*takes some ice out of an ice cube tray and puts it in the cup*
Alright, here ya go.
[deleted] M
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
Thanks *drinks*
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
So…
Why are you in my house?
[deleted] M
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
Tbh I thought it was one of the people I knews house I was going to burn it but then it wansent so Now watching anime
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y
Ah, okay
I like anime too, helps me relax somewhat.
I don’t think I’ve seen this one before though, what’s it called?
[deleted] M
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
Aot
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Oh, Attack on Titan.
My brother watches that, I never really got into it.
Anyways, uhm
I’m gonna uhm
Order a pizza
You want anything?
[deleted] M
1 up, 5y,
2 replies
Oh cheese pizza please
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Great, that’s what I always get anyways
I’ll be back, and… I’ll get some whiskey for you
[deleted] M
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
Ok cool thanms
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
*half an hour later*
Ugh sorry traffic was bad
*sets the pizza and whiskey down*
I also got you some pajamas, I kinda had to guess the size sorry for they’re a bit big
[deleted] M
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
Oh it’s fine
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Oh okay
Uh
Help yourself to the pizza and the drinks
[deleted] M
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
Ok thanms
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y
*goes to my bedroom and shuts the door quietly*
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
*comes out*
Okay so, we could watch a movie, continue watching Aot, or something else
Whatcha think
[deleted] M
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
I like movies
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Great
Let’s see
Oh, I have The Italian Job, Up, Tangled,
Name a movie you’ll like and I’ll probably have it
[deleted] M
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
I like finding nemo
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
*searches for a bit*
Found it
*puts it in the DVD player and sits down*
[deleted] M
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
Yey
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y
So
How long are you going to stay with me?
[deleted] M
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
As long as you want
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
*smiles*
Well then I guess you’re never leaving
It’s nice, having company
[deleted] M
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
Oh ok cool it’s nice having somewhere to live
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Yeah, it is
[deleted] M
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
…I’m Kay btw
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Oh yeah, I forgot to introduce myself
I’m Suga, nice to meet you
[deleted] M
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
Nice to meet yoy
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Yeah..
*sees the movie is over*
I’ll leave you for now, I’m going to sleep
Goodnight
[deleted] M
1 up, 5y
Oh ok bye
[deleted]
0 ups, 5y,
3 replies
I will shoot you and burn your body if you dont leave my house right now
*loads lmg*
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Kay: nah you will just hurt the house
[deleted]
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
*gun clicks*
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Go ahead
[deleted]
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
*barely resists the urge to shoot you*
Ugh, fine, you have a few more minutes, maybe an hour
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Ha
[deleted]
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
How do you want to die
And what do you want before you die
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
I wish I could die and Idc
[deleted]
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Hmm
Might make your death sooner then
You get the .22lr rifle firing subsonic ammunition
One of the quietest guns in the world
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Huh ok
[deleted]
0 ups, 5y
*grabs you and puts you in a large fireplace* this is where you die, get comfy
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
*sits there* oh it’s more comfortable then geting stabed
[deleted]
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
oh, why are you comfy, you are in a pile of burnt wood and ashes of dead people, animals, not humans, yet
Wait
Where is the .22lr rifle firing subsonic ammunition
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Ha I ate it
[deleted]
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
...
How-
What-
*sigh* how the f**k do you eat a long rifle
And I left the rest of my guns in the van
Go back to couch
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Yes sir *sits on the couch*
[deleted]
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Alright, how did you get my house
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Majic
[deleted]
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Well, you are a cat girl with horns, you're a girl, right...
Um, I have nothing to do right now, want to do something
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Sure
[deleted]
0 ups, 5y
How about a movie? I have microwavable popcorn
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Sure
[deleted]
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
*turns on [insert good movie here]* alright I'll get the popcorn started
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Ok cool
[deleted]
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Here is the popcorn time to enjoy the movie
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Thanks
[deleted]
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
I need to wash this butter off, I'll be right back
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Ok
[deleted]
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Alright I'm back
[Insert amount of time the movie was]
That was a good movie. I have to get going though, so bye
POV: AFTER A LONG DAY AT WORK YOU COME HOME TO HER WATCHING TV ON YOUR COUCH YOU TRY TALKING TO HER BUT YOU GET NO RESPONSE AFTER ABOUT 20 MINUTES SHE FINALLY RESPONDS TO A QUESTION
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