i made this btw

i one had a friend who gave me some potion thingy... she told me to drink it to summon the polar vortex. so i did, it tasted yummy. about 3 hours later i turn on the news and they say the polar vortex is dipping into new jersey. so friking joke so yeah im willing to bet mermaids r real to

I can’t tell if you are joking or not. Maybe I am a idiot if( it's a joke.)

no its really not a joke

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