Sonic: No dont! they dont give out candy!

ODST Craig: *ignores*

???: I want candie

ODST Craig: *keeps driving*

https://i.imgflip.com/5govey.jpg
Evangeline: Hey, get away from there, they won't give candy they will kidnap you

(I forgot to mention you’re the driver of that car lol)

(Oh than wrong OC)
https://i.imgflip.com/5fz0mj.jpg
Chemist: Oi, you want some candy mate

???: yes

Chemist: Then get in the van, we have plenty if candy in here

???: no
Show me the candee

Chemist: ugh
*Chemist pulls a candy wrapper*
Chemist: there now get in the van, We have mkre candy

*he goes in*

*Chemist locks the doors, throws an X427 flashbang and puts some shades on*

???: oh cool
*he literally eats the flashbang, thinking it’s also candy*

*The flashbang blows up inside of ???*
Chemist: Bloody hell, he killed himself

???: I still want candy

Chemist: ...
*Chemist throws another flashing down and this time it disorients him as Chemist brings Bacon hair to the Predators base*

???: where candy

Mario: You guys wanna play Uno?
Luigi: I don't have Uno.
Mario: Everyone has Uno dipshit.
Mario: It came free with your f**king Xbox.
Luigi: I didn't get it. I have the oldest Xbox ever.
Mario: No you don't! I bought mine on day one you f**king tard!
Luigi: Well, mine didn't have it!
Mario: YOU HAVE UNO! YOU F**KING DICK!
Luigi: I don't have it! You f**king-
Mario: YOU HAVE UNO!!!!!
Toad and Peach: *watching in horror*
Luigi: I DON'T F**KING HAVE UNO MOTHERF**KER!
Luigi: I DON'T HAVE TWO!
Mario: GO INTO THE ARCADE!
Luigi: I DON'T HAVE THREE!
Mario: AND YOU CAN DOWNLOAD IT!
Luigi: I DON'T HAVE F**KING FOUR
Mario: YOU DUMB MOTHERF**KER!
Mario: THAT'S A F**KING CARDS GAME THEY DON'T EVEN CHARGE PEOPLE FOR IT!
Luigi: Nine, Ten, or Eleven!
Mario: YOU DON'T KNOW THE GO***MN NAME! IT'S FREE! F**K!!

(why does this seem so familiar!?)

???: ?

Mario: *turns to ???* This bitch doesn't have Uno!

???: ohok
I want some candy

Mario: Uhhh...

???: give candy

Mario: I, uhh.. don't have any.

??? : GIVE CANDY

Mario: I don't have any!

???: G I B

Mario: I SAID I DON'T HAVE ANY!

???:

Mario: Sorry...

???: can-de