SCP-5652; Keter; SCP-5652 must be monitored and supplied with gold chains on a by-hour basis in a standard humanoid containment cell which is to be kept from any moisture. SCP-5652 is a 12-foot tall humanoid entity of unknown origin. SCP-5652 carries 3 different pathogens, which it uses to weaken prey before it kills and consumes them. These pathogens have caused outbreaks in Florida and California. It can control dirt, rocks, etc. through unknown means. It is resistant to pesticides and is most active in damp environments, so it's containment cell must be kept dry. It says that it's a barber, and it will "do your hair". For unknown reasons, it has an attraction to Albert "Flamingo" Spencer Aretz.
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