Your honor, the defendant pleads guilty to the illegal sale of GayAway.
"Yes, I did it because I thought it would be funny and also it was free, so I didn't make money. The security at the pharmacy is terrible, he should be accused of not properly defending his store."
Your honor, in the defense of SpaceFanatic, I wish to bring up a point. on imgflip, there is no rule in the TOS that says you cannot shoplift. therefore it is completely legal and you are accusing him of a crime that doesnt exist as a crime here.
actually, if it isnt a law, you cant be accused of breaking it. just because its common doesnt mean its automatically a crime. it must become law in the area, and on imgflip, which is in no area affected by that law, the TOS is the law.