-_-

-_-

I will kiss in your mother's mouth.

*********PISS

I already kissed your mother
Guess what I did next

SHUT THE F**K UP GUN SAUCE

**********CUM

That's what I put in your mother

Ok son

No

Ik yo bitch ass lying

Your not my dad, mf

You're*
And you know I am mf

About What?

I'm your biological father figure
But yo bitch ass don't want to admit it

What's your name then?

You know what my name is mf

How many kids do you have?

You already know that mf

But do you, mf

Exactly mf
So I clearly don't have to answer it dumbass

Dafuq

No

grind it up and snort it

okay- if u don't fancy that idea then make the tooth into medicine

Same response

f u c k i n i n j e c t i t

that's a bit unsettling innit?

Here give me a sec I'll find something even more unsettling...

try me

Here.

eh-
its very bloody odd and makes me more cynical than ever but not u n s e t t l i n g

WHAT DO I HAVE TO GIVE TO REACH THE LEVEL OF UNSETTLEMENT!?!?!??!

idfk lad

Cock and ball torture? I have plent of that.

now that's triggering

LMAO

XD

Rate from 1-10 how well I made this.

8

Hot

yuh

I saw a salamander take a shit, today.

and then wht happened

It swam away.

as it should.
why were u watching a salamander take a shat anyways

"Life finds a way".

that does not answer my question but ok ✨wise guy✨

My cock gets hard to girls covered in fishnets.

c o v e r e d ?
or like girls just wearing fishnet tights?

What i mean is them covered in fish nets and left to drown and die at the bottem of the ocean.

in that case sadism turns u on

look if u like seeing ppl drown tied up and that's not called being sadistic idk wht is

I get horny to females wearing French maid outfits.

o h o k t h e n -

[confusion]

Wrong person.

ooh

A lot of people do.

ik

H O T

i b e t l a d

I have a fetish about like going and eating animal poop like if an animal like took a shit I would walk up to it and eat it.

Imma think ur just trolling

Nah it's true.