I have a friend who 1: scammed me out of 20 bucks saying it cost money to go to a funeral. and 2: swears he's straight even though he tried to ask out my friend klay after seeing a pic of him shirtless
he said the funeral was for his dead ex gf who was choked to death and he only had $5 so he couldn't go to her funeral (just after telling me his family was "wealthy" and that his allowance is $2000