Mario: You guys wanna play Uno? Luigi: I don't have Uno. Mario: Everyone has Uno dipshit. Mario: It came free with your f**king Xbox. Luigi: I didn't get it. I have the oldest Xbox ever. Mario: No you don't! I bought mine on day one you f**king tard! Luigi: Well, mine didn't have it! Mario: YOU HAVE UNO! YOU F**KING DICK! Luigi: I don't have it! You f**king- Mario: YOU HAVE UNO!!!!! Toad and Peach: *watching in horror* Luigi: I DON'T F**KING HAVE UNO MOTHERF**KER! Luigi: I DON'T HAVE TWO! Mario: GO INTO THE ARCADE! Luigi: I DON'T HAVE THREE! Mario: AND YOU CAN DOWNLOAD IT! Luigi: I DON'T HAVE F**KING FOUR Mario: YOU DUMB MOTHERF**KER! Mario: THAT'S A F**KING CARDS GAME THEY DON'T EVEN CHARGE PEOPLE FOR IT! Luigi: Nine, Ten, or Eleven! Mario: YOU DON'T KNOW THE GO***MN NAME! IT'S FREE! F**K!!