I don't like the sound of that...

not fond of what?

idk

Interesting

literally what 90% of people want to do to her?

BRO.

Oh no

hello wanna rp

Miku: Boyfriend? Have you seen Pocoyo?

Girlfriend: He's in the backyard with Skid and Pump.

Pocoyo: *standing in the backyard doorway* Pump got stung by a bee.

Pico: *Grabs some sting healer and a torch*

Skid: Since when did we have a beehive around here?

Boyfriend: *shrug*

Pump: Ow, that hurt. *holds his hand in pain*

Skid: You're not allergic to bees, are you?

Pump: No. Only peanuts.

Girlfriend: Are you okay?

Pico: *Heals his sting*

Pump: Thanks!

Pico: No problem

Nene: Hey, guys, heard you had a little bee problem?

Miku: Yeah.

Nene: They must've been trying to protect the queen, all the workers bees POLLEN in love with her. Eh? Eh? *awkward silence* Oh, not the right time, okay, sorry. Oh, did you know bees die after having se-

Girlfriend: Let's get inside. Can you help me make lunch, Pico?

Pico: Wait, he’s die after WHAT

Nene: *puts her finger over her lips and points at skid and pump*

Pico: *Nods* Oh yeah they do die after stinging. Ok. Lets make lunch.

Nene: Not only stinging, they also die after....*looks at skid and pump* uh.... * does "👉👌" with her hands and inserts her finger in the hole to say what she means*

Pico: *Nods* True.

Pump: Hey Nene, look at this picture we saw online! Skid and I are sharing a lolipop!

Nene: AHHHH! *grabs the phone away* THAT ISN'T A LOLIPOP!

Pico: Wait lemme see

Nene: *shows pico a picture of some no-no fanart of Skid and Pump doing "that"* How did you find this?

Pico: On google, we were looking for drawings of us.

Pico: Nene. Can you track the person who made this and give me the location?

Nene: Who do you think I am? Chichiro Fujisaki? The ultimate programmer? In other words, no, I cannot.

Boyfriend: Hey, girlfriend, how's lunch going?

Girlfriend: *Holding a burnt pizza* awful. Pico! Where's that help I asked you?

Pico: Relax. I already ordered Chinese food.

Miku: *opens the door* Oh, Hi Senpai! We're just gonna have lunch!

Senpai: Hello, dear Miku. If you're gonna have lunch, would you wanna a little taste of this snack first? *winks flirtatiously*

Miku: Heh-heh...stop it! *blushes and gives him a little shove*

Boyfriend: Jeez, Lovebirds, don't get to mushy...

Pico: I will not hesitate to blow green chunks out of my mouth. Stop being cringe.

Skid, Pump, and Pocoyo: I don't get it.

Nene: So, when's the noodles gonna get here? Wait you didn't order any bat soup did you?

Boyfriend: No, he didn't. I hope.

Pico: Lol! Nope. Wait... Maybe...

Kapi: *from the sidewalk* Someone made fun of my tourette's again.

Kati: Aww, poor you. Was it the brown-haired girl with the ponytail we saw at the park?

Kapi: No. Anyway. this must be Boyfriend's place, he's hosting a get-together. *rings doorbell*

Girlfriend: You guys made it! Come in! *looks at her list* Now all we need are Pom-Pom, Sarv, Ruv, Selever, Rasazy, Parappa, PJ, and Tom.

Pico: Just got a text. Tom changed his name.

Girlfriend: Oh. Cool! *opens the door* Oh, the delivery guy! Thank you! *grabs the chinese food and puts it on the table*

Kati: I brought some chocolate cake. I baked it myself.

Kapi: So what did tom change his name to?

Pico: Phillip.

Sarv: *rings the doorbell* We're here! Now Selever, Rasazy, behave, alright?

Girlfriend: Oh, hello! Come in!

Kapi: *calls Phillip* Hey, Phil! When you gettin' here?

Phillip: On my way!

Kapi: Hurry, alright? tonight's gonna be so much fun! We're gonna do a smash bros ultimate tournament!

*Parappa and PJ arrive* (you'll be them)

Miku: Konichiwa! Ki te kure te arigatou! (Thank you for coming in japanese)

Parrapa: Uh....
PJ: Kon'nichiwa! Koko ni iru koto o ureshiku omoimasu! (Hello!

It’s a pleasure to be here!)

Pico: Skid Vs Pom Pom!

Miku: Ready, START!

Miku: Come in!

Kapi: Where the heck is Phillip?

Phillip: Right here, Why?

Kapi: Oh! You made it!

Kati: Hi, Phil! Great to see you!

Phillip: Thanks!

Sorry gtg sleep bai

(Bai)

(I is back)

Boyfriend: Who's ready for a smash bros ultimate tournament! We got a bunch of joycons ready. Here are the match-ups!
Boyfriend vs Senpai
Girlfriend vs Miku
Pico vs Senpai
Sarv vs Selever
Rasazy vs Ruv
Skid vs Pom Pom
Pump vs Pocoyo
Kapi vs PJ
Kati vs Parappa
Nene vs Phillip

PJ and Parappa: *Cracks knuckles*
Pico: Nice.

Kapi: I'm going up against Parappa! You better be prepared Kapi, PJ's pretty good at this game.

Boyfriend: Okay first match! Sonic is unbeatable so I'm going with him.

Senpai: Puh-lease! Shulk is gonna beat you up so good.

Pico: Almost over! Both with only one stock!

Pico: Boyfriend wins!

(I’ll play the game irl to determine who wins. I’ll put 2 level 9 CPU’S against each other

Boyfriend: Yeah!

Senpai: G.G. You're up next, Miku! Do your best!

Miku: Aw, thank you, Senpai! *gives him a kiss on the cheek*

Nene: ....bruh

Pico: Miku, GF, Choose your characters!

Miku: Hm....I'll go with Rosalina.

Girlfriend: Palutena it is!

Pico: Ok! GO!

Kati: Woohoo!!

PJ: *Recording*

Ruv: *Russian words*

Kati: Huh?

Ruv: That's Russian for kick her ass.

PJ: Ooooh. Both at one stock. This is a tight game.

Kati: Hey, where did Kapi go? *Hears a bunch of meows from the kitchen* Oh, are you tics acting up again?

PJ: Idk. Pico VS Senpai! If senpai loses, he’s out! This is his redemption arc!

Pico: GF WINS!

Girlfriend: Monika, Pico, you're up!

Monika: Zero Suit Samus is OP, you stand no chance, Pico

Pico: Fat chance. Inkling is where it’s at.
TV: 3... 2... 1... GO!

(WHYYYYY https://imgflip.com/i/5gmo5f)

Kati: *walks to the kitchen to see Kapi covering his mouth as more meows are heard* Are your tourette's acting up again?

Kapi: I think...

Kati: It's okay. We all have our weak points. Like you have your Tourettes and I have the fear of wasps. *yells from the kitchen* PICO REFILL YOUR INK GAUGE!

Parrapa: Pico wins!
Pico: I almost died... I pulled through tho

Monika: Phew, that was tough...great Job, Pico! Sarv, Selever! your turn!

Sarv: Hm...I'll pick Peach.

Selever: Really, a princess? Oh well, I'm going with Lucario

Pico: Makes sense.

Miku: Ichi, Ni, San. GO!

PJ: Lets go Lucario Lets Go!

Kati: C'mon Kapi! *grabs his hand and walks to the living room with him*

Kapi: Ok! *watches*

Pico: Lucario WINS!

Selever: Yessss!

Sarv: Good job, honey!

Miku: Ruv, Rasazy!

Ruv: Wolf for me.

Rasazy: I'll just pick Kirby.

Pico: Ok!

Pico: Rasazy Wins!

Rasazy: WHOOP WHOOP! In your face, Dad!

Ruv: Good job, honey. Okay, Skid, Pom Pom.

Skid: Uh...meh. I'll pick Villager.

Pompom: Isabelle it is!

Pico: GO SKID!

Pom Pom: Oh jeez, we're in the homestretch now!

Yeah!

Pom Pom: Oh, Smash ball... AW DANG ITS A FAKE! *looses a stock and now is only at 1*

Pico: SKID HAS 1 POM POM HAS 1

Pico: Pom Pom wins!

Pom Pom: Oh, wow! That was fun! Right Skid? Skid?

Skid: Villager failed me. Oh well, Pump, Pocoyo!

Pump: Uh...Pikachu!

Pocoyo: *picks Jigglypuff*

Pico: Ready? GO

Miku: You can do this, Little bro!

Pico: Go pump!

Pico: PUMP WINS!

Pump: Yeah!

Kati: Kapi, it's your turn, you too PJ! Do your best!

PJ: I dont main anyone. I’ll just do Fox.

Kati: You got this Kapi!

Pico: Kapi WINS!
PJ: Gg.

Kati: Welp, I'm up. Wish me luck! Here we go. ZELDA for the win!

Parappa: Go DUCK HUNT!

Nene: And they're off! We're up next, Phillip, who are you gonna chose? I'm going with Bayonetta.

Phillip: I’m gonna go with ice Climbers...

Nene: Cool...Cool...

Kati: Ah shoot! *uses her jab on Parappa's character*

Pico: Ok, Final battle of Round 1! Nene V Phillip

Pico: Zelda wins!
Parappa: Aw maaaan....

Kati: Whoop Whoop! That was awesome Parappa you're quite good!

Nene: Well, we're up, Phillip

Phillip: IM WINNING I THINK

Kapi: Incinerator for the win!

Incineroar*

Nene: C'mon Bayonetta, get that final smash!

Phillip: You have one stock left Nene!

Nene: OH SHOOT!

Phillip: I win!

Nene: Ah.

Pico: Quarterfinal round! First up, Boyfriend vs Girlfriend!

PJ: Acuallly it’s gonna be random on who fights who. First is Pump V Phillip.

Pump: Oh shoot...*gulp* I don't stand a chance. Oh well, here goes nothing.

Pico: Pump is winning!

Pump: Oh, jeez

Pico: PUMP WINS!

Pump: *processing what just happened* Oh, cool! Who's next?

Pico: GF Vs Kapi