Mario: You guys wanna play Uno?
Luigi: I don't have Uno.
Mario: Everyone has Uno dipshit.
Mario: It came free with your f**king Xbox.
Luigi: I didn't get it. I have the oldest Xbox ever.
Mario: No you don't! I bought mine on day one you f**king tard!
Luigi: Well, mine didn't have it!
Mario: YOU HAVE UNO! YOU F**KING DICK!
Luigi: I don't have it! You f**king-
Mario: YOU HAVE UNO!!!!!
Toad and Peach: *watching in horror*
Luigi: I DON'T F**KING HAVE UNO MOTHERF**KER!
Luigi: I DON'T HAVE TWO!
Mario: GO INTO THE ARCADE!
Luigi: I DON'T HAVE THREE!
Mario: AND YOU CAN DOWNLOAD IT!
Luigi: I DON'T HAVE F**KING FOUR
Mario: YOU DUMB MOTHERF**KER!
Mario: THAT'S A F**KING CARDS GAME THEY DON'T EVEN CHARGE PEOPLE FOR IT!
Luigi: Nine, Ten, or Eleven!
Mario: YOU DON'T KNOW THE GO***MN NAME! IT'S FREE! F**K!!
