We’re doing the “which one are you” trend again.

start

same

My brother once bought a machete to try and fight me while I was wielding an easy to break pvc pipe.

I still won

Holy fu-

*claps*

Lmao hes younger than me so he knows to be afraid of me

Hell I could've been holding a stick and the result wouldn't have changed

*wheeze*

Hes smart enough to know if I'm holding something thats weapon potential he should back off

Yes