you have mere seconds to live

Mario: You guys wanna play Uno?
Luigi: I don't have Uno.
Mario: Everyone has Uno dipshit.
Mario: It came free with your f**king Xbox.
Luigi: I didn't get it. I have the oldest Xbox ever.
Mario: No you don't! I bought mine on day one you f**king tard!
Luigi: Well, mine didn't have it!
Mario: YOU HAVE UNO! YOU F**KING DICK!
Luigi: I don't have it! You f**king-
Mario: YOU HAVE UNO!!!!!
Toad and Peach: *watching in horror*
Luigi: I DON'T F**KING HAVE UNO MOTHERF**KER!
Luigi: I DON'T HAVE TWO!
Mario: GO INTO THE ARCADE!
Luigi: I DON'T HAVE THREE!
Mario: AND YOU CAN DOWNLOAD IT!
Luigi: I DON'T HAVE F**KING FOUR
Mario: YOU DUMB MOTHERF**KER!
Mario: THAT'S A F**KING CARDS GAME THEY DON'T EVEN CHARGE PEOPLE FOR IT!
Luigi: Nine, Ten, or Eleven!
Mario: YOU DON'T KNOW THE GO***MN NAME! IT'S FREE! F**K!!

Anais: *knocks down the door* BITCHES ITS 2 AM SHUT THE HELL UP

Mario: *points at Luigi* THIS BITCH SAYS HE DOESN'T F**KING HAVE UNO!

Anais: WHAT?! *runs at Luigi, sticks arm in mouth, through esiphagus, rips heart out through the mouth, throws it to the side*

Mario: Jesus Christ! Calm down, Flippy!

Anais: THE WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME YOU LITTLE PLUMBER BOY?!

*luigi is bleeding through the mouth quite obviously dead*

Mario: *shimmies away*

Anais: *throws an Uno deck into Mario's mouth and jumps through the roof*

Mario: Jesus f**king shit...