made my foot bleed by accident messing with my mom's manicure tools-

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Get well soon

it's just a tiny cut lol

If its bleeding enough you need toilet paper that is not just a cut

no I just couldn't find any bandaids

my dirty mind looking at the bandage like-

0-0

I found a manicure tool that I thought was for scraping off dead skin and I went too far lmao

Oof

oof

my mom found the bandaids I now have a bandaid

Thats good

Ouch😣

You look like my friend braxton

nice

HONU

MY MOM WOULD GET MAD IF I GOT BLOOD ON HER TOWELS

MAN F**K THAT BITCH GO GET SOME PAPAER TOWELS

WHY IT'S NOT BLEEDING THROUGH THE TOILET PAPER YET

MY MOM HAD A BANDAID WE HAVE REPLACED THE TP WRAP WITH A SINGULAR BANDAID

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Accidentally shoved my moms thick black long thing in my butt

XD

Mario: You guys wanna play Uno?
Luigi: I don't have Uno.
Mario: Everyone has Uno dipshit.
Mario: It came free with your f**king Xbox.
Luigi: I didn't get it. I have the oldest Xbox ever.
Mario: No you don't! I bought mine on day one you f**king tard!
Luigi: Well, mine didn't have it!
Mario: YOU HAVE UNO! YOU F**KING DICK!
Luigi: I don't have it! You f**king-
Mario: YOU HAVE UNO!!!!!
Toad and Peach: *watching in horror*
Luigi: I DON'T F**KING HAVE UNO MOTHERF**KER!
Luigi: I DON'T HAVE TWO!
Mario: GO INTO THE ARCADE!
Luigi: I DON'T HAVE THREE!
Mario: AND YOU CAN DOWNLOAD IT!
Luigi: I DON'T HAVE F**KING FOUR
Mario: YOU DUMB MOTHERF**KER!
Mario: THAT'S A F**KING CARDS GAME THEY DON'T EVEN CHARGE PEOPLE FOR IT!
Luigi: Nine, Ten, or Eleven!
Mario: YOU DON'T KNOW THE GO***MN NAME! IT'S FREE! F**K!!

i'm scared

Luigi: AAAAAAAAAAA
Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(are we roleplaying?)

(no, i just thought it was funny)

(ohok)