Teacher: What comes after the letter M?
Quiet Kid: 16.
Wheelchair Kid: I'm outta here. (stands up and runs away)
Deaf Kid: He said he has a gun!
Homeless Kid: I wanna go home!
Atheist Kid: Oh, my god!
V##gin Kid: We are f##ked!
Orphan Kid: I'm calling my parents.
Blind Kid: He's pulling it out right now!
S##cidal Kid: I don't wanna die!
Class Clown: This is not funny!
hotkeys: D = random, W = upvote, S = downvote, A = back