INTRODUCING, THE PROTOPET FROM MEGACORP, A CUTE NEW SPECIES DESIGNED TO BE THE BESTEST, CUTEST, LOYAL LITTLE MUNCHKIN IN THE GALAXY. PROVIDES HOURS OF FUN; AND THEN IT TURNED OUT THAT PROTOPETS WERE ACTUALLY GENETICALLY CREATED HELLSPAWN, BRED TO DESTROY LIFE AND PILLAGE WORLDS OF THEIR RESOURCES, AND RID THE WORLD OF BRATTY CHILDREN.
