"YOU SEE, ACCORDING TO COCTEAU'S PLAN I'M THE ENEMY, 'CAUSE I LIKE TO THINK; I LIKE TO READ. I'M INTO FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND FREEDOM OF CHOICE. I'M THE KIND OF GUY LIKES TO SIT IN A GREASY SPOON AND WONDER - "GEE, SHOULD I HAVE THE T-BONE STEAK OR THE JUMBO RACK OF BARBECUED RIBS WITH THE SIDE ORDER OF GRAVY FRIES?" I WANT HIGH CHOLESTEROL. I WANNA EAT BACON AND BUTTER AND BUCKETS OF CHEESE, OKAY? I WANT TO SMOKE CUBAN CIGAR THE SIZE OF CINCINNATI IN THE NON-SMOKING SECTION. I WANT TO RUN THROUGH THE STREETS NAKED WITH GREEN JELLO ALL OVER MY BODY READING PLAYBOY MAGAZINE. WHY? BECAUSE I SUDDENLY MIGHT FEEL THE NEED TO, OKAY, PAL? I'VE SEEN THE FUTURE. DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? IT'S A 47-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN SITTING AROUND IN HIS BEIGE PAJAMAS, DRINKING A BANANA-BROCCOLI SHAKE, SINGING "I'M AN OSCAR MEYER WIENER""; - EDGAR FRIENDLY
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