im watching you

Bob: ...

???: ...

Bob: *puts in headphones and listens to Run*

???: Okay then we're taking this to the extreme *flips bed over*
You see Kawaii standing there facepalming because you thought she was something else

Bob: ....what

Kawaii: I'll be leaving now.

Bob: Not so fast.

Kawaii: What do you want??

(Bob calls someone's name.)
Bob: Opheebop? There's some weird pink thing here!

Kawaii: I'M NOT A PINK THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Opheebop: Bob, what are you talking about?

Kawaii: *starts spinning like a sawblade and screaming REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

Opheebop: What the-

Kawaii: I'M NOT A PINK THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bob: Okay, sorry. Please just shut up.

Kawaii: *flops onto the floor* W H E E Z E
Kawaii: my shapeshift bloodlines are going insane again oh no

Bob: Uhhh what?

Kawaii: i'm going to leave befur my bloodlines nuke and i accidentally shapeshift into angry bob again fur the 17th time ever since i've been able to shapeshift into him but i literally can't move an inch after all that raging and spinning

bf: ummmm

???: ...

bf: who goes there?!?!

bf: *bounces on the bed and lands on the fan* im scared

???: Why are you scared of me, you bozo?

bf: aw great it can talk

???: *rips head through the middle of the bed and gives you a middle finger, then slides under the bed and makes the hole disappear*

bf: you too *double flicks*

???: Okay then we're taking this to the extreme *flips bed over*
You see Kawaii standing there facepalming because you thought she was something else

bf: ha! im on the fan!, wait-

Kawaii: What, you unintelligent bozo?

bf: *jumps off of wall and 360s to the ground* so why are you here?

Kawaii: NOT IMPURRTANT! *yeets out of window*

bf: *flicks* ok bye

Cookie: *making noises that attracts cats* KSKSKSKSKSKSSKSSS

???: ...

Cookie: *thinking that whatever was under the bed was a cat*

C’MERE KITTY KITTY! :D

???: I'm not a cat, you bozo.

Cookie: THE CAT TALKED :O

???: *rips head through the middle of the bed and gives you a middle finger, then slides under the bed and makes the hole disappear*

Cookie: ._.

???: Okay then we're taking this to the extreme *flips bed over*
You see Kawaii standing there facepalming because you thought she was something else

Cookie: I KNEW YOU WERE A CAT :O

Kawaii: DO I LOOK LIKE A CAT TO YOU?!

Cookie: well DUH! You have cat ears

Kawaii: I'm a catgirl. Not a cat!!

Cookie: exactly. Catgirls are a breed of cat nowadays.

Kawaii: *yeets out of window* have a nice day, you unintelligent bozo!

Cookie: * comes back from the window with Doritos* I think you are the bozo here. Want some chips?

Kawaii: Suuuuuuuuuure... I'm not a fan of Doritos tho

Cookie: Your loss * eats a Doritos an screams* IT TASTED LIKE CRUSHED DREAMS AND AGONY AAAAAAAGGHHHH!!!!

Kawaii: bye idiot im off to go do the spooky dance with skid n pump

Cookie: oh cool can I spooky dance? *spooky dances*

kawaii is g o n e