im watching you

bf: ummmm

???: ...

bf: who goes there?!?!

bf: *bounces on the bed and lands on the fan* im scared

???: Why are you scared of me, you bozo?

bf: aw great it can talk

???: *rips head through the middle of the bed and gives you a middle finger, then slides under the bed and makes the hole disappear*

bf: you too *double flicks*

???: Okay then we're taking this to the extreme *flips bed over*
You see Kawaii standing there facepalming because you thought she was something else

bf: ha! im on the fan!, wait-

Kawaii: What, you unintelligent bozo?

bf: *jumps off of wall and 360s to the ground* so why are you here?

Kawaii: NOT IMPURRTANT! *yeets out of window*

bf: *flicks* ok bye

*backs away a bit scared and surprised* w-wha

???: ...

W-What are you...?

???: why are you scared of me, f ʀ ɘ ʂ ɧ ɱ ɛ ã ʈ?

*whimpers backing away*

???: stop backing away

D-Dont h-hurt me

5exf08.jpg (click to show) *grabs a glash bang and pulls the pin even throws it under the bed*

???: *puts up shield*

*grabs an axe and hits the shield out of her hand while loading his gun*

(PAUSE THE RP RIGHT NOW! you can't hit away her shield, because her shield is an invisible bubble that's invincible and only Kawaii can move. you're making teh rp unfair, and this isn't meant to be a violence based rp!) ???: *yeets the bed off of her* Kawaii: FUNK OFF!

(Oh ok) *grabs his massive flashlight and lights it on her*

???: *yeets the bed off of her*
Kawaii: You can't blind me, so stop trying to kill me.

Then why are you in my bed?!?!

Kawaii: no questions *yeets out the window at light and jet plane speed*

Wah not another zombie!

???: How on earth would a zombie fit under a bed??

???: Well, I'm not a zombie.

I did that as joke I ain't rping here now srry

Milk: Sup, random person under my bed.

???: ...

Milk: How you doin?

???: I'm not a purrson.

Milk: I would say I don't care. And to be frank, I don't. But tell me more.

???: Okay then we're taking this to the extreme *flips bed over*
You see Kawaii standing there facepalming because you thought she was something else

Milk: I don't know what's weirder, the ears, or the fact that you were under my bed, which was full of human entrails.

Kawaii: i'm a stone cold killer. i don't care about organs lying everywhere
Kawaii: anyway bye unintelligent brat *yeets out window*

Milk: *he yeeted out as well* So we're both cerial killers? Cool.

Kawaii: stop following me *flies away at the speed of a jet plane and light speed combined*

Milk: *casually sitting on her back* Why

Kawaii: *uses telekinesis to take you off of her, and then she places you back in the building*

Milk: Jokes on you, I don't obey the laws of physics. *he was next to her*

Kawaii: screw this *transforms into Kawaii-postor*
The world: Kawaii-postor has left the game.

Milk: