5ete39.jpg (click to show) Dark Ren: Ren? The f*ck are u doing with a 12 metre long worm?

Ren: to pay my taxes

Dark Ren: I didn’t know u pay ur taxes by using a worm?

Ren: I have heavy taxes and I just have to give the worm a ride around the neighborhood safely then return it to the owner and I will be able to pay my taxes

Dark Ren: oh ok, it looks like I learn something new everyday then

Ren: Yep, well I'm going to continue

Dark Ren: oh ok

Ash moment

ikr

Who the f**k used caterpie past the first route

i did but not for long...

Pfft
I literall only usd it for sacrafices

XD

Zach: :O YOOOOOOOOO IS THAT A F**KIN ABNORMALY LARGE WORM!? AAAAAAA-

Ren: yes it is, hey I'm sorry for what I did last encounter

Zach: Its ok dude, you're fine :D

Ren: oh yay
*the worm is vibin*

Alyssa: Tis be the spooky month i see,

Ren: oh umm actually I like this worm
*The caterpie is vibin and happy*

Alyssa: the lil caterpie boi, he jus- he- hes V I B I N

*Ren starts vibin with the Caterpie*

Isaiah: I have come to E

Ren: AH
*Isaiah scared the caterpie and caterpie wants Ren to run*
Ren: Hey you scared him
*Ren starts running away from Isaiah*

Isaiah: Bruh

Ren: *Sigh* caterpie we are going to back to there, I'm sorry
*Ren pulls the dog cart, walks next to Zach, and caterpie isn't vibin*

Zach: Thanks alot mr. icy man, nobody f**kin liked you anyways

Ren: Me or Isaiah
*Ren gets caterpie near Zach and the cater isn't scared but somewhat vibin*

Zach: I mean Isaiah, Cuz, y'know

Ren: oh, Zach introduce yourself to Caterpie

Zach: ello mate, tis be i, Zach, *Ideal noises*

*The caterpie vibes on Zach's hand*

Alyssa: *Truth noises*

*The caterpie and Ren vibes with Alyssa and Zach*

Isaiah: what if i played really loud dubstep lol

Fawn: *dressed up like bf, while the other two, Willow and Rose, were Skid and Pump bcuz spooky month* hm?
Rose: *riding on Will's back* what'd ya see, lil bro?

*Ren is pulling a abnormally large worm*

Fawn: (mind: weird.) Hey bud..!

Ren: Hello
*the caterpie vibes*

Willow: I see you have a friend riding along with you?

Ren: It's a caterpie and I love him

Fawn: seems as so!

Ren: not really love him I mean like him
*the caterpie is vibin*

Fawn: that's what I meant

Ren: Okay then

Will + Rose: It's a SPOOKY MONTH!
Fawn: no wonder, you are literally dressed up as the spooky bois TwT

Cookie: *dressed like a shiny gardevoir*

Her shiny gardevoir: *dressed like cookie*

Ren: aww ain't that adorable
*The caterpie is vibin*

Cookie: Hey Ren! You like our Halloween costume? It looks really cool!

Cookie’s Shiny Gardevoir: *nods in agreement*

Ren: Yeah it's very cute, wait how did you know my name, oh is it the video of me battling an onix and winning

Cookie: yup!

Ren: oh that battle was tough but I beat it man that was tough

Cookie: You should see Sapphire! she beated a shiny gallade!

Ren: with a pokemon or did they fight it themselves

Cookie: You silly! Sapphire is my gardevoir!

Ren: oh, I'm sorry I didn't know
*The caterpie puts it's cart covering as three gang members with a Alakazam, Tyranitar, and Machamp try to mug Cookie and Ren*
Gang guy 1: Hand your items to us
Gang guy 2: Tyranitar use dark pulse on that Gardevoir
*The Tyranitar uses dark pulse on Gardevoir and it hits*

Cookie: SAPPHIRE NO!

Sapphire: *gets up being ok*

Cookie: Okay Sapphire! MEGA EVOLVE!

*Sapphire becomes a mega gardevoir*

*Gang guy 3 tackles and muffles Cookie so she can't command the Gardevoir*
Ren: GET YOUR D*MN HANDS OFF OF HER
*Ren's eyes start to glow bright gold and soon his fist glow bright gold*

Sapphire: *uses her powerful psychokinetic power at the gang guys*

*Tyranitar dodges and uses a very strong Dark pulse on Gardevoir*

Sapphire: *deflects it with shadow ball*

*It isn't very effective and Tyranitar uses crunch on Sapphire*

Sapphire: *dodges*

*Tyranitar uses another crunch and it hits*
Ren: No!!!
*The Tyranitar looks at Ren and Ren sees it's a shadow Tyranitar*
(Shadow Tyranitar basically is a psychic type killer)

Cookie: *gets her pyroar* GO LEO!

Grunt 3: Machamp use close combat on Pyroar
*Machamp uses close combat on Pyroar and it hits and it's super effective because Pyroar is normal fire*

*Leo fainted*

Gang guy: There's no esc...
*Ren punches the Tyranitar with his fist and it's a fighting type attack so it does 4x damage making Tyranitar faint*
Ren: LEAVE HER ALONE

Cookie: *gets free from the gang guys* Alright Sapphire! *she has a psychic Z-crystal*

USE SHATTERING PSYCHE!

Gang guy 1: Alakazam use shadow ball
*Alakazam uses shadow ball and it hitz Sapphire but she didn't faint*

Cookie: *gets her Jolteon* Ok Sparky. USE THUNDER BOLT!

*Jolteon uses thunder bolt on Alakazam*

*Ren pulls a shovel and he intercepts the strike*

Sapphire: *tries to protect cookie with a black hole*

*The shovel starts glowing bright gold and He strikes the Alakazam with the shovel*
Ren: HERE WE GO

*alakazam faints*

Sapphire: *deflecting the gang guys that come close to her trainer*

*A shadow ball hits Sapphire from behind*
Gsng guy 2: you thought I was out of options huh

Sapphire: *uses psychic before the shadow ball hit her*

*The guy has a mega Tyranitar out*

Cookie: *uses her z crystal to attack Mega tyranitar*

*It does nothing and the mega Tyranitar uses dark pulse at cookie*

Sapphire: *uses a black hole to protect her trainer*

*One of the grunts pull a knife and stabs Mega Gardevoirs left hand*
Grunt: Hah

Cookie: THAT'S ILLEGAL!

Sapphire: *attacks the grunt*

*Ren tackles the grunt and the Mega Tyranitar uses bite in Sapphire*

Sapphire: *faints*

Cookie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *she picks up Sapphire who was already in her normal form*

*The mega Tyranitar looks at Cookie and prepares a dragon pulse*

Cookie: *gets her hariyama* HARIYAMA USE DYNAMIC PUNCH!

*Mega Tyranitar uses dragon pulse and makes the hariyama faint and it charges another dragon pulse right at Cookie*

Cookie: GO DAZZLING! *she summons her shiny wigglytuff. she uses play rough which was a fairy type move meaning it was super effective*

*It barely even hurts mega Tyranitar and a dragon pulse makes Dazzling faint and it charges another dragon pulse*

(LOL NO LIKE DAZZLING IS A FAIRY TYPE. SHE WON'T BE AFFECTED BY DRAGON PULSE BECAUSE DRAGON PULSE IS A DRAGON TYPE MOVE! FAIRY TYPES ARE NOT AFFECTED BY DRAGON TYPE MOVES)

(I MEANT HE

(Sorry)
*Mega Tyranitar did nothing to Dazzling*

Dazzling: *used play rough. it was super effective*

*Grunt 3 pulls a aggron, mega evolves aggron and uses heavy tail on Dazzling*

Dazzling: *faints because steel type moves are strong against fairy types*

*Tyranitar charges yet another dragon pulse at Cookie and it feels hopeless to resist*

Cookie: *tries to run*

*Her legs and arms are tied to the ground*

Cookie: HEEEELLLP!

*Ren kicks the mega Tyranitar with his glowing gold legs, the Mega Tyranitar fires it's dragon pulse and destroys a few homes*
Ren Yaaaa

Cookie: ._.

*The Tyranitar looks at Ren and Ren is a fighting position*
Ren: I am Ren Knight, I swear to protect all
*Ren throws a good punch and hits the Tyranitar*

Cookie: *watching*

*The Tyranitar bites Ren's Arm*

Cookie: >:O

*Ren gets Tyranitar off of his arm and Punches Tyranitar again*

Cookie: uhm...

*Ren throws another punch but the Tyranitar hits Ren with a tail whip*

Cookie: ....

*Ren falls down but quickly get back up and punches Tyranitar again*

Cookie: thats enough. are you DONE YET!?

*The Tyranitar charges a dragon pulse at Ren's head*
Ren: Oh no you don't

Cookie: this is stupid. *gets the ropes off and takes her pokemon and goes home*

*The aggron stomps on her feet stopping her from moving*

Cookie: *dodges and walks over aggron*

*Ren points the dragon pulse at Aggron, it hits and Aggron faints, soon Ren makes Tyranitar faint*

Cookie: *already at home*

*Ren transforms into a raccoon and follows Cookie's footsteps to her home*