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Illy: Sup, hottie.

"..."

Illy: Anyways, let's just get to the point. *she kissed him*

*It does not react.*

Illy: Not even a budge? What do you want me to do, make out with you? *she chuckled*

"No."

Illy: Well I ain't leavin until you blush.

*They slightly blush.*

Illy: Eh...not enough. *she kissed him again* Mwah!

*They blush a small margin more.*

Illy: Why don't you try?

"I would, but....since I am a Light Shadow...I cannot really...do that kind of thing...considering I do not have a mouth."

Illy: Oh. Well, something else romantic to me then, I guess.

"Impossible, since Light Shadows are physically incapable of romance. They don't have the part of their brain that feels love, and therefore cannot return it."

Illy: Oh. *she looked sad*

"I know."

Illy: Well, if you can't feel love, why'd you blush?

"It is a new feeling we have gained from watching you humans-and non-human entities, like you-do and then slowly starting to understand."

Illy: So, you can learn to feel love?

"Indeed."

Illy: So, if I love you long enough, you'll learn to love me back.

"Ye-no...That is not-but yeah..."

Illy: Why not?

"I am not aware. I have to ask that *Devil* bring..."

Illy: Ah.