(You cant play as Bf unless he is from a diffrent world)(Art not mine!)

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Hunter: Hey, why are you crying

Gf: its my boyfriend

Stop it with Friday night fu****g

I stand by what I said

alternate bf: um why are u crying?

Gf: its my boyfriend he....

bf: he what?

Gf: broke up with me

bf: thats sad

Gf:.....

bf: why'd he break up with chu tho?

Gf:...p-pico

bf: *starts shaking intensely and is clearly is not a fan of the ship*

Gf:....(starts crying)

bf: where is he?

Probably at picos

bf: be right back *teleports to picos and transforms into this*

Pico: WHAT THE F**K! Bf:(asleep)

bf: no picoxbf

Pico:....What?.....oh.....that

bf: i prefer the og ship aka bfxgf, and it needs to stay that way or else its not gonna be my future bc im bf but im 10

Pico:...too bad

bf: *summons 10 spikes* hoes mad

Pico: Boyfriend cant date her!

bf: wait isnt there gonna be a feature in week 8 when everytime you win a week bf has sex with gf?

Pico:...u........i........h.......m.....im.... wHAt!

bf: or should i get bob?

Pico:....What?

bf: i saw ninja muffin post that on twitter for some reason

Mario:(bursts in house) Helllooo! there! im here for no Apparent reason! An-.........Also.....why are there 2 boyfriends?

bf: im the sleeping one aka the og one except im him as a 10 year old

Pico:......Mario......kill this dude..
Mario:....W h a t ? kill him? thats a little harsh dont ya think?........i will kill him unless he can beat me in a rap battle

bf: pico, you know if you kill me, the og bf dies...

Pico:.....

bf: im ACTUALLY him but when he was 10, so if you kill me, it affects him too

Pico:.....

bf: your choice...

Other Bf:(walks over)...........Why is there another me?

bf: im you but 9 years younger

Bf:...oh

bf: and if it dosent go back to bf and gf, then my future wont be like that...

Bf:....well that sucks for you......i cant date her....if i do I wont have a future

bf: if you date her at least you have a cute child or 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 or 6 or 7 or 8

Bf:.....you dont know what will happen if i date her

bf: how am i supposed to know? dont you tell me?

Bf:.....Girlfriends dad will kill me

bf: pffffffffffffffffffff, you can respawn, you bozo!

Bf:.....oh yeah....Bye guys! (runs off)

bob: *appears* hi!

Mario: sup

bob: hi mario!

Mario: watta u doing here?

bob: apearantly bf said there was a "pico" guy here

Mario: hes right there

bob: and bf told me to impale hi on a spike- oh wait hes here?

Mario:.....uh...uh....nnnoooo?

bob: *looks at pico* of your the guy bf told me to kill? well that aint a first...

Pico:....

bf: *smirks*
bob: *le t r a n s f o r m*

Pico:UHUH

bob: *chases le pico*

Mario: (Quick thinking) LETS RAP BATTLE!

bob: ok *transforms into this* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwF_W_QpOVk&ab_channel=RainyCobra

Mario: great i win my turn! (random people appear) Thats your team and heres mine! (in the song Mario is in bfs place https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-EaggZQqpBs)

bf: *repeats*