Half of my respiratory organs were destroyed

a just hopped off the buz n me 'ouse is burnin' down n me Deirdre's in there dyin!

"I aLmOsT dIeD"

Ow It HuRtS sO mUch gEt mE aN aMbUlAnCe ;~;

Yep lol

they're faking it so the other player gets a yellow or red card you know.

Meanwhile race car drivers just walk out of a burning vehicle after crashing at 150km

Yes-

Perfectly normal as is nothing happened

Meanwhile football players breaking their ribs: