ME SITTING ON A PARK BENCH WHEN SOMEONE'S DOG COMES OVER; THE OWNER... ... STARTS YELLING AT ME BUT PRETENDS HE'S ADDRESSING THE DOG; DON'T TOUCH; GET AWAY! BAD BOY, NO! I'M JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS BUT ... THE DOG OBVIOUSLY NEEDS SOME LOVE BECAUSE HE'S NOT GETTING IT FROM YOU