bluehonu poggers

My mom put leeches on her nipples once
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I- what?

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I have a plushie with a hole in it and my dog humps that plushie
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A dog humped my sister so much there were scratches on her back and she cried once

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Tf-

WH-

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My mom says i’m stupid

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do it irl

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k

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yay

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my mom says my butt is too big to wear leggings

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My grandma says that strangers will pop out your eyes and sell it. She says it to scares me when i was a kid or to not trust strangers

even tho when i was a kid i love making friends with strangers-

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my mom says it's unhealthy to drink milk that isn't 2% even though milk is milk

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I can drink a whole carton of choco milk

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I don't really like the choccy milk my school sells anymore due to my mom getting the school lunches during quarantine and leaving the milk out for more than 3 hours

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I’m hungry but i don’t want to eat

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eat

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Okay *eats* there

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did you do it irl?

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no

My dad says my hair is why I'm dumb

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aww

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my mom says my butt is too big to wear leggings

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My 16 and 19 year old sisters say I have a bigger ass than they do

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the youngest kid at my summer camp told me, the oldest kid at my summer camp, to stop lying down on the gym floor because I was "showing everyone my boobs"

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LMAOOOO-

My mom and dad were once f**king right behind me at night when only I was awake but they were covering themselves in a blanket and I just heard noises but didn't wanna see so I didn't look.

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I found my mom's lube and vibrator bullet once

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EXCUSE ME WH-

I asked her about it and she just pretended not to hear me

I found out my dad has a coin with a nude Melania trump on it, but she's covering the parts minus a bit of her ass on it

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wait is it actual currency?

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No its not its just for collections sake

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My dad says the reason I’m skinny is because I don’t eat alot

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how much do you eat

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9 times a day

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you have good metabolism or whatever then lol

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