*EVERYONE IS STANDING AROUND THE BROKEN COFFEE MAKER* YOSHI: SO. WHO BROKE IT? I'M NOT MAD, I JUST WANNA KNOW. EVERYONE: GUFF: ...I DID. I BROKE IT. YOSHI: NO. NO YOU DIDN'T. UNO? UNO: DON'T LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT BLACK HOLE. BLACK HOLE: WHAT?! I DIDN'T BREAK IT. UNO: HUH, THAT'S WEIRD. HOW'D YOU EVEN KNOW IT WAS BROKEN? BLACK HOLE: BECAUSE IT'S SITTING RIGHT IN FRONT OF US AND IT'S BROKEN. UNO: SUSPICIOUS. BLACK HOLE: NO, IT'S NOT! BOSHI: IF IT MATTERS, PROBABLY NOT, BUT KIRBY WAS THE LAST ONE TO USE IT. KIRBY: LIAR! I DON'T EVEN DRINK THAT CRAP! BOSHI: OH REALLY? THEN WHAT WERE YOU DOING BY THE COFFEE CART EARLIER? KIRBY: I USE THE WOODEN STIRRERS TO PUSH BACK MY CUTICLES. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT, BOSHI! GUFF: OKAY LET'S NOT FIGHT. I BROKE IT. LET ME PAY FOR IT, YOSHI. YOSHI: NO! WHO BROKE IT!? EVERYONE: BOSHI: YOSHI... UNO'S BEEN AWFULLY QUIET. UNO: REALLY?! *EVERYONE STARTS ARGUING* YOSHI, BEING INTERVIEWED: I BROKE IT. I BURNED MY HAND SO I PUNCHED IT. YOSHI: I PREDICT 10 MINUTES FROM NOW THEY'LL BE AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS WITH WARPAINT ON THEIR FACES AND A PIG HEAD ON A STICK. YOSHI: YOSHI: GOOD. IT WAS GETTING A LITTLE CHUMMY AROUND HERE.