Pov

Mortem:

Serena: what do you want

"you have to wear a dress. or else excecution. because the king is a prick"

Serena: whoa buddy calm it down a bit eh where even am i

""Prague, why?"

Serena: what year is it?

"1284, why?"

Serena: no it's 2021

"what? look around. he waves an arm and everything is very 1285-ish*

Serena: this is just a fair right....

"no. thats in about three days"

Serena: last I checked I was in 2021

"well you arent. and you could be breaking the timeline, so I dont know how you are here, but you gotta get back"

Serena: I don't even know how I got here...

"ive been here for years and I dont know how to get back. All the spells needed two people"

Serena: wait what year are you from?

"about... back in 2009"

Serena: I was born in 1996 but it's currently 2021 well on my timeline

"huh. anyway, now you're here we can get back. just need to kill a wizard."

Serena: I got that part covered *pulls out a dagger*

"and we need to take his wand, and ome of his books" *he points to a tower* "wizard is there"

Serena: leave it up to me

"ill distract him, you sneak in and off him. got it?"

Serena: I don't know if you're familiar with this or not but. In my time I'm the most famous and feared bounty hunter in the world so I know how to handle this ok

"you dont know what books to get, and he has a magical shield that reflects anything ifnhes able to gets that up, its over. stealth isnt optional here"

Serena: SHUT UP I've felt with much harder

"but its an invincible shield. an immovable object. ive watched the guy shrug off rockslides, flaming arrows, explosives, everything! we get him from behind, or we dont get him at all"

Serena: I have killed harder

"yes, but the shield is unbreakable. completely. what would you break it with?"

Serena: shut up ok

"no really, we get one shot at this or we are hanged."

heyy that looks kinda comfy where can I purchase these garments

Serena:any target....

I beg thee pardon?

Serena: target is a store

where can I find this store?

Serena: I dunno where the closest one is. what time is it

1100 hours

Serena: oi whats with the Shakespeare language speak normally eh.

...this is normal?

Serena: and whats with this whole medieval knight thing you got going on its 2021 dude

... no it's 1485

Serena: wait what...

*whispers* are you a witch?

Serena: no I'm not I must've traveled back in time somehow

ok. can I go back to your time with you? if everyone wears those garments instead of uncomfortable formal wear, it seems like a really nice place

Serena: in 2021 we call them clothes

oh! it would be fascinating to learn about this new time!

Serena: you have a lot to learn if you're going to pass as human in 2021

then I am ready to learn!

Serena: ok and fair warning we are kinda going through a crisis right now we are getting out of it though

what kind of crisis?

Serena: global pandemic