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bf: hey tom

"Tom": ...

bf: uhhh, tom?

"Tom": *yeets up* holy kawaii cattos in my pizza!!
"Tom": and this is why i hate my shapeshifting ability and i really need to find a better place to hide

bf: hide from what?

"Tom": *transforms into Kawaii*
Kawaii: I'm hiding from Tom. He found a way into my TomTord dimension, and now he's trying to kill me... I don't know how he found it, I just know he found it because he screamed my name really loud and then came darting out of my room with like 20 harpoons pointing at me threatening to kill me. Sure, I'm immortal, but Tom is one of the only creatures on this mortal universe that can actually defeat me. He can actually kill me, but he'd need to do a lot of sacrificing and he might even die. And even if he did kill me, that's a waste. I can revive myself. The only reason I'm hiding is because, well, he can kill me and there's no point in not trying to kill me because it takes me atleast an eternity to revive myself. And if Tom's lucky, he'll just faint and NOT die, but I'm no joke when I go cattolistic...

tom: *disguises as bf and pulls 20 harpoon launchers with 20 harpoons* surprise bitch

Kawaii: *puts up shield than can block anything* WHAT THE FUNK!?

tom: hehe

Kawaii: *sigh* Don't make me go cattolistic. This won't go well.

bf: *unzips as tom* surprise surprise!

Kawaii: Now I'm just confused...

bf: i trolled chu

Kawaii uses her telekinesis on you and makes it so you can't move even an inch, because you trolled her. Why is she going this far? BECAUSE SHE HATES TROLLING.

Pink: Oh, uh, howdy!

"Tom": ...

Pink: Uhhh...can you...talk..?

"Tom": *yeets up* holy kawaii cattos in my pizza!!
"Tom": and this is why i hate my shapeshifting ability and i really need to find a better place to hide

Pink: O-oh! I didn't mean to bother you.. Wait a sec, Shape shifting-?

"Tom": *transforms into Kawaii*
Kawaii: I'm hiding from Tom. He found a way into my TomTord dimension, and now he's trying to kill me... I don't know how he found it, I just know he found it because he screamed my name really loud and then came darting out of my room with like 20 harpoons pointing at me threatening to kill me. Sure, I'm immortal, but Tom is one of the only creatures on this mortal universe that can actually defeat me. He can actually kill me, but he'd need to do a lot of sacrificing and he might even die. And even if he did kill me, that's a waste. I can revive myself. The only reason I'm hiding is because, well, he can kill me and there's no point in not trying to kill me because it takes me atleast an eternity to revive myself. And if Tom's lucky, he'll just faint and NOT die, but I'm no joke when I go cattolistic... Anyway, yeah. That's why I'm trying to hide. And yes, I can shapeshift. I'm the protector of the stars, guardian of the galaxy, I am LE IMMORTAL!!
That's why I can shapeshift. I can do more than shapeshift, but it's best I don't show you....

Tom (real): There you are!

"Tom": *yeets up* HOLY KAWAII CATTOS IN MY PIZZA!!
"Tom": *transforms into Kawaii* Well this looks like the end of me... (whispers) I wish he hadn't found my TomTord dimension or he would've never been after me to kill me....

Tom: Who said I want to kill you? Just don’t ship us! WERE ENEMIES!

Kawaii: I will never stop shipping you and Tord until you actually love eachother...
Kawaii uses her telekinesis on you and makes it so you can't move even an inch.

*Kawaii gets stabbed in the back by a katana* Tom: I guess it’s good I brought company.

Kawaii moves forward and easily fazes through the katana.

Tom and Chris (the person who stabbed kawaii) at the same time: O H N A W *they run away*

Kawaii flies over and catches up to them because she can fly as fast as a jet plane and light speed combined.

Mario: yo hows it goin

"Tom": ...

Mario:.....Tom?

"Tom": *yeets up* holy kawaii cattos in my pizza!!
"Tom": and this is why i hate my shapeshifting ability and i really need to find a better place to hide

Mario: im going to act like i understood what you just said

"Tom": *transforms into Kawaii*
Kawaii: I'm hiding from Tom. He found a way into my TomTord dimension, and now he's trying to kill me... I don't know how he found it, I just know he found it because he screamed my name really loud and then came darting out of my room with like 20 harpoons pointing at me threatening to kill me. Sure, I'm immortal, but Tom is one of the only creatures on this mortal universe that can actually defeat me. He can actually kill me, but he'd need to do a lot of sacrificing and he might even die. And even if he did kill me, that's a waste. I can revive myself. The only reason I'm hiding is because, well, he can kill me and there's no point in not trying to kill me because it takes me atleast an eternity to revive myself. And if Tom's lucky, he'll just faint and NOT die, but I'm no joke when I go cattolistic...

Mario:.........W U T ?

Kawaii: I'll be leaving now~ *floats off*

Mario:....o...k

octane: wassup, amigo?

"Tom": ...
(also this is an Eddsworld roleplay kinda so if you don't know what it is just L E A V E)

ok I'll leave :(

Ron: Hey there.

"Tom": ...

Ron: What are you doing in my secret cool guy place?

"Tom": ...

Ron: Why are you so quiet?

"Tom": *yeets up* holy kawaii cattos in my pizza!!
"Tom": and this is why i hate my shapeshifting ability and i really need to find a better place to hide

Ron: Hide? Hide from what?

"Tom": *transforms into Kawaii*
Kawaii: I'm hiding from Tom. He found a way into my TomTord dimension, and now he's trying to kill me... I don't know how he found it, I just know he found it because he screamed my name really loud and then came darting out of my room with like 20 harpoons pointing at me threatening to kill me. Sure, I'm immortal, but Tom is one of the only creatures on this mortal universe that can actually defeat me. He can actually kill me, but he'd need to do a lot of sacrificing and he might even die. And even if he did kill me, that's a waste. I can revive myself. The only reason I'm hiding is because, well, he can kill me and there's no point in not trying to kill me because it takes me atleast an eternity to revive myself. And if Tom's lucky, he'll just faint and NOT die, but I'm no joke when I go cattolistic...

Ron: "Cattolistic"? The hell is that supposed to mean?

Kawaii: it's basically Whitty's Ballistic, but related to cats and I'm much worse than him.

Ron: ...And, "TomTord"? That better not mean what I think it means.

Kawaii: Well, that's just great.

(Bob is standing over Ron's corpse.)

Kawaii: Well well well, if it isn't Bob.

Bob: ...

Kawaii: Back off now, or I'll take matters into my own paws...

Bob: End Of Dialogue

Kawaii: ...

(You and Bob sing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92gnf4X7zyw.)

Kawaii: *doesn't miss a single note*

(At the end of the song, the black creepy eye stares right at the screen, and then everything goes dark.)

Kawaii: *stays silent*

(When you can see again, Bob looks like this.)

Kawaii: Bob, why are you like this...?

Bob: Listen here, you SICK F**KING RAT.

Kawaii: What did I do...?

Bob: I looked at you as a joke. Something for my own gain. Then you somehow come and F**K it over.

Kawaii: How did I funk things up? I never called you Dream (that guy sucks anyway), and if you're mad I beat you in a rap battle, I'll just leave you alone...

Kawaii: Take a guess and I'll rap battle you :3

Ron: If it's a ship universe, I'm gonna break your f**king kneecaps.

Kawaii: It's more like a parallel world created by me, but yes, it's Shipsworld. You can try to break my kneecaps, but I can fly out of your reach, trap you with my telekinesis, or even make your attack/attempt just, faze through me.

Ron: Well, how 'bout we settle this in a rap battle? If you win, I'll lead you to the best hiding spot in the world. But if I win, I'll tell Tom EXACTLY where you are. Deal?

Kawaii: K.

(You and Ron sing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1zbkJcylm4.)

Kawaii: *doesn't miss a single note*

(After the song, Ron gives you a thumbs up.)

Kawaii: So, where's this "greatest hiding spot" exactly?

Ron: It's at--
(All of a sudden, Ron gets impaled by a red spike, and dies.)