I’m gonna post memes of rule 60 lmao (last one)

*doom music slowly gets louder from off in the distance

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

*running from doom music*

you see a giant green beam come from the sky, and realise you are on the surface of mars

*still running*

Wait a minute I have wings, I can fly. *I flap my wings a couple of times as a take off to get further off the ground and I glide away from the beam*

*the entire planet explodes for 50'000 km in every direction as younare thoroughly evaporated*

[before that happens]

*portal opens and a protogen signals for me to go through after spotting the green light*

*I dive down and land*

Void: hurry up, *grabbing my arm and tugging me towards the portal* I was going to ask if you wanted to do something later but since we’re on Mars I don’t think talking about things we want to do is a great idea.

*we both make it through the portal*

congratulations you escape! you win the prize of literally inhaling oxygen