Story time

So one time my principle called the entire school down to the field and my class was like "o yey we're getting ice cream probably" and then my principle said that we can't be d a t i n g cause it makes our grades go down and he said we get suspended for like a day if are caught dating so that was the one time I was glad I never simped for people irl but then my friend was talking about this baby shower her cousin was having and this teacher was eavesdropping on us and she's like "oOoOh sO yOuR hAvInG a ChIlD?" and my friend is like "tf- no I don't even have a boyfriend tf-" so yeah the end