They vibin

Leona: ..hm?

ODST Craig: *just keeps walking and searching for grubhub*

Zachary: Uh... hi?

Ren: hello
June: Greetings
Arlo: *sigh*

Zachary: Uhm... have you seen a guy with brown hair, a black sweater vest, and a green and yellow shirt?

Ren: personally no, I've always been hunted by the Hunters
June: Same here
Arlo: I never saw them because I'm one of the leaders of the Hunters

Zach: Oh, well...

Ren: why do you bring that guy up

Zach: Well... he’s my father.

Ren:...
Arlo: let me guess did he say, I am your father
*June elbows Arlo*

Zach: ...THIS IS SERIOUS!

Arlo: oh I'm sorry

Zach: ;-;

The Lunar & Tao Trio: * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhKPS0JjMmA noises*

*June throws Arlo to Necrosma*
Arlo: uhh I can explain
*Ren transforms into a raccoon and cuddles with June*

Lady arceus: And what is that?

Arlo: Wha AAAAHHHH
*Ren and June escape and Arlo starts running*

*Arceus traps the three in a cube* Lucy: F**K YOU REN! :D

June: *scared cat noises*
Ren: *Regretful raccoon noises*
Arlo: *Chuckling* were screwed

Lady Arceus: So, are you three gonna fix what you started or what?
Lucy: F**kin, Lemme at em!

*Ren has his menacing aura again and he uses his telepathic powers to reverse everything and he stopped the fight*

Lady Arceus: With a lil help from them i mean
Both trio's: Oh great! here we go killing again! *https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhKPS0JjMmA starts playing*

*He grabs the right wing, breaks it, the he grabs her neck and starts choking her*

Lucy: alright f**k this im out *She shakes it off and walks away to go get whatever lol*
THEN COME BACK LATER! * Moongeist beam time lol*

*Ren tanks the hit grabs her neck and tightens his grip on it ensuring that Lucy can't shake off and chokes her again but without mercy*

Lucy: F**K YOU! :D *another moongeist beam lol*

*Ren tanks it and snaps her neck*

Lucy: Heh, Im still alive!
Alyssa: *just watches chaos ensuing while she vapes* Huh, neat

*Ren grabs her snapped neck then grabs her torso and starts pulling*

Lucy: *Dials something on her phone* Hey, Arceus? Im kinda getting my ass handed to me, do uou mind helping with these f**kers? Alright Thanks! ARCEUS IS GOING TO F**K YOU UP DUDE!

*It turns nighttime, Ren is now a werewolf and he smiles at the psychic/ghost Lucy*
Ren: You have a double weakness to dark
*Ren throws Lucy aside and uses dark pulse that does 4X damage to Lucy because she's psychic/ghost*

*Lady arceus then shows up*
Lady Arceus: YOU DARE TO MAKE MY CHILD INTO A SANDWICH BITCH?!

*Ren pulls a stolen master ball and throws it at Arceus, Arceus is put inside of the master ball and is caught*
Wolf Ren: where's your puny god now

Lady Arceus: no *Pops out of it*

*Ren greets her with a massive punch to her weak spot and since she's normal and the punch was fighting it was super effective*

Lady Arceus: SHALL I PUT YOU INTO A SANDWICH?!
*Meanwhile from different perspectives*
Cyan:uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Blixer: Why the f**k is arceus here?
Xander: I was just here to buy a pair of headphones ಠ_ಠ
Vanessa: *Confused confusing confusion*

*wolf Ren telepathically summons a familiar foe*
Wolf Ren: Necrosma go, absorb Lunala and solgleo
*Necrosma absorbs Lucy and solgaleo person*

Necro: NO! *They slap it with a newspaper* F**K OFF DUMBASS NO ONE LIKES YOU! GET OUT OF YOU YOU LIL CU- *Brief intermission*

*wolf Ren grabs June and Arlo and uses necrosma to escape*

Necro: GET THE F**K OUT OF HERE
Lucy: Will some please assist me, i wasn't actually numb i was in emminse pain, so uhhhhhh, AAAAAAAA-

*wolf Ren drops june and Arlo and uses a dark pulse on Necrosma which super effective on them*

Necro: F**K YOU THREE Except june she didn't do anything. ALSO ARE WE GONNA GO AFTER THEM OR NOT?!
Lady Arceus: *Still healing lucy* OF F**KING COURSE WE ARE! WERE NOT JUST GONNA STAND HERE!
Xander: Im in
Vanessa: me to
Blixer & Cyan: Yos
The tao trio: E

*Arlo does something to piss off Alyssa and Isaiah*
June: ARLO
*June throws a punch at Arlo and lightly punches Arlo*

The tao Trio: Lord forgive us for what we're about to do * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhKPS0JjMmA plays in the background lol*

Ren: ...
*The aura only gets more menacing, June and Arlo's hair is being winded*
(I didn't know how to describe it)

Svën & Necro: *Scared dubstep noises*

*Ren throws a punch at Lucy, his hand is glowing bright gold and his aura is still menacing*

Lucy: oke lol :D

*Ren punches Lucy and the golden hand makes the punch more painful and launches Lucy back into a coffee shop*

Lucy: i don't cuz im numb! (and a moon bat thing or whatever)

*Ren grabs Lucy's left wing and breaks the bone, https://youtu.be/h8qg-XzHgUk plays in the background*

Lucy: Thats the drip goku song lol

Arlo: CAN WE JUST PEACEFULLY RELAX SOMEWHERE LUNAR AND TAO TRIO

The tao trio: WE EXIST TO!

Arlo: Can't I just have a time with my siblings to have fun and not run into you you little sh...
*Ren and June hold Arlo back*
Ren: We're sorry about that

Lucy: Were fine with you two, arlo is the one we hate t h a t i w a n t t o r i p s g u-
Svën: Shut

Ren: If you do that to him you do that to us
June: Arlo is mine and Ren's brother
*Ren and June defend Arlo*

Lucy: Eh, now i wanna P U N C H H I S H E A-
Necro: Lucy, Shut the f**k up

*Ren drops Arlo, June holds Arlo herself then Ren's eyes start turning bright gold*
Ren: Lucy, stop it now
*A menacing aura is felt from the trios and around Ren*

Lucy: Ok whate-
*Alyssa slaps her* Alyssa: LUCY SHUT THE ACTUAL F**KING HELL UP!

Arlo: Y-you little sh*t Lucy
June: ARLO
*June slaps Arlo*

Isaiah: I actually agree with aly-
Lucy: Get out of the f**king way isaiah
*Alyssa slaps her again* Alyssa: D O N T T O U C H T H A C H I L D !