WRITERS TODAY: OH THE AGONY! WHATEVER WILL I DO ABOUT THIS HANGNAIL?!?! HOPEFULLY, THE CULT IN JEFF BEZOS LAND WILL ENJOY THE NEXT ROUND OF CRAP I WORD PROCESS SO I CAN AFFORD A PROPER SET OF NAIL CLIPPERS. I KNOW... I'LL WRITE A FUN KID'S BOOK AND TITLE IT HALLOWEEN NIGHT ON MONSTER ISLAND BY CLARK ROBERTS! GO GET YA SOME! WRITERS IN 1987: OH GOD! THE CRAZY LADY IS BACK! OH THE HUMANITY... THE AGONY! SHE KEEPS ME STRAPPED TO THIS BED AND FORCES ME TO TYPE SOUL-SUCKING DRIVEL INSTEAD OF LETTING ME PEN THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN NOVEL AND SHE JUST SMASHED MY ANKLES TO SMITHEREENS WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER! GUESS I SHOULD PICK UP THE ACTION IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!
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