17 bonus points

woah

Here's some bonus points, go hit the mystery box homie

*humps it*

Tf you humpin a box

isn’t box another word for pussy?
oh wait, i can’t hump stuff cus i have no dick
*rubs my crotch against it*

Bruh its a mf box

*chops it open with an axe*

No use your points to open it

*throws all my 292458 points at it*

Bro do you know how many bonus points give you

*licks the 17 bonus points*

And you're cringe

i literally just defined the exact f**king defenition of cringe, dumbass

Bro you aren't kek

and you aren’t based

I like how this went from you rubbing your crotch on a box to insults

well maybe you shouldn’t have turned it into that

Well then you shouldn't have rubbed your crotch on a box and opened it with your points

you told me to open the box with my points

Exactly

and i did that

Your punishment for not knowing anything about CoD: Zombies is death *shoots you with Raygun*

*whacks the ray with my axe*
don’t do that

*does it*

*hits it again and takes away your gun*
no toys at the dinner table

*uses nuke*

you just wiped out yourself along with everyone. nice job, retard.

Jokes on you, according to cod: zombies, I don't die, but you do

and this isn’t cod: zombies, this is the real world

But it's cod: zombies cause I say so

and you’re a 11 year old who jacks off to ralsei porn cus i say so

But you lied about how many points you had

no i didn’t
it was relevant to the time

What round are you on

what?

See

i’m drunk

Yo mama

is dead

Yo uncle

eh

Yo dada

(biological) is also dead.

well, my biological mother anyways

Oof

yo mama jokes cannot affect me