idk i’m bored

the one on the left is douglas and the one on the right is dimitri. (for those of you who don’t know who these two are)

Xander & Vanessa: *Confusion noises*

Dimitri: hi ._.
Douglas: *sitting in a corner pretty far away* hello!~ (he’s sleep deprived help)

Xander: Are yall supposed to be f**kin demons or what?

Dimitri: we’re void beasts.

Xander: Huh, well im the Human embodiment of satan, And this is my Sister Vanessa

Dimitri: ok
Douglas: *creepily humming toreador march to himself*

Vanessa: *Humming the melody to Helasex - Binary*
Xander: Oh wait, i probably should've said my name, Im Xander

Dimitri: I’m Dimitri, and over there *points to douglas* is my brother douglas.
Douglas: *still being kinda creepy*

Xander: huh, Well nice to meet you two

Dimitri: nice to meet you too-
Douglas: *out of the corner*

Vanessa: Oh hey dude, whatcha doin?

Douglas: *seems to be missing*
Dimitri: uh oh.

Vanessa: Damn, that sucks

Douglas: *is now behind vanessa with an axe*

*She stops with her bare hand*
Vanessa: You thought, that i wouldn't expect that? You're gonna have to try harder than that bud

Douglas: :)
Dimitri: oh no...

Vanessa: Try me bitch!
*Forgot to mention the one on the left is Xander and Vanessa is the one on the right*

Douglas: *attempts to attack vanessa*
Dimitri: DOUGLAS NO!-

*Again, she stops it with her bare hand*
Vanessa: :) W H A T D I D Y O U E X P E C T ?

Douglas: *melts into some sort of goopy black puddle*

Vanessa: f**ker, thinks hes so tough

Dimitri: ...
Douglas: *still a puddle*

Xander: That, was kinda weird

Dimitri: it’s not over.
*the puddle starts forming into a giant beast*

Xander: forgot to say that vanessa, is literally the antichrist

(oh god-)

(Only I hurt Douglas)

(jellybean has been hurt)

Dimitri: ok

Vanessa: *inhales* This is your final moment

Dimitri: ...

Vanessa: I was talkin to the f**kin puddle not you*

Dimitri: oh.
Douglas: *has shapeshifted into a giant beast*

*Vanessa draws a sword*
Vanessa: LETS F**KING DO THIS!

Douglas: *rawr*
Dimitri: uh oh.

*Vanessa then runs up its arm*

Douglas: *more rawr*

*She slashes at it*
Vanessa: Tell Xander to send you to the boiler room of hell!

Douglas: *bites vanessa*

*She shakes it off*
Vanessa: THAT DIDN'T EVEN HURT DUMBASS!

Douglas: *rawr*
Dimitri: I GOT THIS! *sleep shot on douglas*

Vanessa: Alright, Leave this to me. *She starts slashing rapidly at the beast*

Dimitri: WHOA HEY CHILL THAT’S MY BROTHER
Douglas: *out cold*

Vanessa: oh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, sorry?

HOW DARE YOU

Dimitri: it’s ok

Vanessa: :/

Douglas: *back to normal form*

Vanessa: Bruh

Douglas: *wakes up* finally. sleep —v—

Vanessa: *Angry in https://youtu.be/faD6OGv-M_g?t=54 *

Douglas: :<
Dimitri: ._.

Vanessa: go***mnit!

Douglas: hey i’m not gonna hurt you and if i did, i’m sowwy Q^Q