Ayo im sorry. Please forgive me.

What are you doing? *confusion intensifys*

I’m trying to figure out how to apologize to a crab who is apparently a priest, a high one to be exact.

But its a crab how is it a priest?!?!?

I don’t know ask the creator of the thing.

Samuel and Lavender (yes I’m bringing her into this) are walking down the beach when they see you
Samuel: Da faq?

Me: I don’t know

Samuel: Lavender you know what’s going on?

Lavender: Yeah. It’s old news though

Samuel: Touches the crab

* it snips *

Samuel: Pulls away before he gets snipped So what are you doing talking to this crab?

Me: I’m saying sorry.

Samuel: Why tho

Me: I ate crab legs last week

Samuel: Turns to lavender await we did just come back from Red Lobster so…

Me: I. am. A. Guy

Samuel: Sorry I can’t see you cause I got my eyes dilated so I can’t see you until later

Crab: Apologize.

Samuel: STARTS BOWING IM NOT WORTHY IM NOT WORTHY looks at lavender then stands up because of how embarrassing it is

Crab: I accept it. * he swims away *

Samuel: So now what?

Me: I’m not sure want some shrimp?

Shrimp man: HMPPH

Me * swallows him whole *

Samuel: DA FAQ whispers to lavender, we should get out of herr

Lavender: Eh.

Samuel: Alright but if she tries to eat me I’ll be out of here

Cookie: what are you doing?

I’m trying to figure out how to apologize to a crab who is apparently a priest, a high one to be exact.

Cookie: You mean JadeTheCrabHighPriest?

Um yes.

Cookie: what did you do? *glares a bit*

I made a half hearted statement that I like to confuse people.

Cookie: and how did she react?

You sounded serious

Sorry, I wasent and I didn’t intend for it to.

Xander: Why the f**k are you apologizing to crab?

Language

Xander: I was literally born in hell ok? I've been cussing my entire damn life!

Hm.

Xander: Yeah, i know it sounds weird.