Drawing of a totally innocent OC of mine

So innocent

what could possibly go wrong?

Quoting: TearOfGrace

kinda sus

That’s because the title is a lie

L i e s huge l i e s

That’s the joke

They should be permanently glued into a trash can

That won’t work for two reasons

1: this dumb cat is 83 feet tall

2: she probably knows a way to get out of the trash can

Thats taller than requiem.. Holy f**king shit!

How tall is requiem?

It depends he can either be 8 foot or 5600 foot

Su gnoma

Yeah, “innocent” indeed!

Clearly innocent, nothing wrong here folks

Awww

She’s so innocent and cute

I sure hope taht she doesn’t become a vore star and destroy a whole universe

Yes very innocent 80 foot cat that eats innocent people and is a pedophile

Ember: I don’t know

Thomas: *gets up*
That stupid f**king cat….
*his face is still slightly scarred*
I’ll kill him..

Ember: …..huh?

Thomas: that dumb cat you saw run away came back and kicked you, killing you and so I grabbed him and threw him to the ground and he f**king scratched the crap out of me
*he gestured to his face*
Thomas: I did stab him a few times though

Ember: but why?

Thomas: why what?

Ember: why did he kick me?

Thomas: because you’re related to blaze

Torch: you know what, go kill that one idiot yourself

Thomas: why’re you so pissy? And I don’t wanna kill him

Torch: IVE BEEN THROUGH A LOT

Thomas: do you want me to show you ember?

Torch: no, I don’t want to be around a stupid child of Blaze’s

Thomas: just try to spend some time with her… she is a great person

Torch: no

Thomas: *brings her out*
Too bad

*Torch just runs off*

Ember: why is the cat running?

Thomas: because he’s absolutely terrified of blaze and anyone related to her and I was trying to show him what a great person you are

*Torch gets back up and tackles Thomas, and then he begins clawing his face*

*he yells out in pain and punched torch*

Ember: I’ll think about it, anyway can you set me down?

Thomas: yeah sorry..
*he puts her down*
Thomas: I just like to keep you close so something bad doesn’t happen to you

Ember: the fear does kind of make sense but I’m harmless….. mostly harmless actually

Thomas: wdym mostly?

Ember: I’d kill someone if they killed you

Thomas: oh ya

*Ember is still dead*

*he then blacks out and is very close to death*

Ember: so now you know

Thomas: ok

*Torch digs his claws into his face, his forehead has a open wound on it thats bleeding*

*he screams, before pulling out his knife and blindly stabbing at torch*

Ember: so that’s why I’m mostly harmless

Thomas: no offense but how could you kill people?

*Torch gets stabbed a couple of times, and then tries to run off*

*thomas kicks him in the face and then let’s him run away, before laying there, wounded*

Ember: anyway…. What now?

Thomas: I don’t know what do you wanna dov

*insert Ember dying*

(How tf did she die???)
*he’s badly injured and can’t get up*

*Torch runs back to where Thomas is and kicks Ember*

Torch: BEGONE ELDRITCH F**K

Thomas: EMBER!
*he grabs torch by the head and throws him to the ground, very angry*

(She was kicked really hard and was kicked in a area near her heart)

*insert Ember still f**king dying*

*he sees her and crawls over to her, hugging her and crying*
(She’s not dead forever tho right????)

*Ember is still f**king dead*

*bn appears*
Bn; what in the f**kin hel happened here

(Of course not)

*Ember is now f**king dead*

Thomas: I’ll f**king kill that cat if I see him again….

Ember: Fire magic

Thomas: I’ve never seen you do magic can you show me?

*Ember respawns*

Ember: I died apparently

Bn: wtf happened though
*he quickly heals thomas using magic*

Ember: *makes a small fire appear nearby them*

Thomas: wow.. cool

The title was a joke

Ik

Also I just realized the title is what the dumb black hole man thinks of her

Ye

Wanna do an RP on this image?

Sure

Start I guess

Thomas: INNOCENT?! That motherf**ker is the opposite of innocent!

Torch: neither am I, and who would be

Thomas: idk

Torch: also we won’t have to worry about getting eaten by the one who mocks my species, as when I snuck in there earlier today, she was trying to eat some purple hexagon

Thomas: OMFG THATS THE GUY SHE’S SUPPOSED TO BE MARRIED TO AND SHE KEEPS F**KING EATING HIM

Torch: I have mixed emotions now

Thomas: about who? Photon?

Torch: yep

Thomas: he thinks the shit she does is acceptable

Torch: no, I’m talking about the ones that pretty much everyone knows about and fears

Thomas: that wouldn’t be easy they’re way too strong

Torch: Ember, I don’t trust anyone related to the fat f**k who mocks my species

Thomas: shes never hurt anyone except me accidentally and blaze hates her

Torch: yes

Thomas: how?

Torch: WHAT-

Thomas: his name’s avior. He’s a real nice guy and his parents forced him to get into an arranged marriage with HER and she just keeps f**king eating him cause she’s a dumbass

Torch: fair point

Thomas: …

Torch: who’s that?

Thomas: blaze’s one daughter that’s a dragon and she’s just a baby and a really nice person

Torch: ok you can stop saying stuff I know already

Thomas: ok…

Torch: I thought you knew

Thomas: photon? Sun’s been kidnapped for a while

Torch: I WAS KILLED BY BLAZE’S CHILDREN MULTIPLE TIMES

Thomas: JUST F**KING BELIEVE ME IVE BEEN FRIENDS WITH HER AND BASICALLY BEEN HER ONLY FAMILY FOR LIKE A YEAR AND SHES NEVER INTENTIONALLY HURT ME

Torch: he could change…. And Lunar probably would care

Thomas: true… but I still want to murder him cause he ate ember

Torch: so where would Photon be?

Thomas: no idea

Torch: I hate geometry even more now

Thomas: yep…. Go***mnit i feel awful for avior..

Torch: ……

Thomas: just listen to me

Torch: well…. Every god here in Melonren has this thing called a core in them, and if something destroys it, they die and they can’t come back

Thomas: ooooh

Torch: anyway…. How’s things been for you?

Thomas: pretty good

Torch: same

Thomas: *sigh*

Torch: but maybe we can try

Thomas: alright..

Torch: wait isn’t he a child-

Thomas: eh who cares

Torch: killing a member of the Eldrian family

Thomas: alright…

Torch: also no one would willingly be anywhere near here…. Now I just realized I should have shamed Wave about the fact that he….. eh you know what I’m talking about

Thomas: yeah…

Torch: anyway, I found out how to kill the gods

Thomas: really???

Torch: ……wait how tall are they exactly- I forgot again

Thomas: like 80 feet

Torch: I’ve been putting up with their bullshit for longer, you are the one in the wrong here

Thomas: she has done no one any harm ever dumbass

Torch: I just remembered that their height recently has been around 170 feet, so f**k my idea

Thomas: I’m not too keen on being eaten today

Torch: ….

Thomas; so umm…. What next?

Torch: so let’s first start with the easiest one

Thomas: which is?

Torch: we know already-

Thomas: yeah everyone except her dumbass father knows

Torch: so we could probably easily kill you know which ones

Thomas: sun and photon?