hOw mAnY lIeS hAvE I bEeN tOlD bY tHiS cOnCiL???!1!

Lmao

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I live in a house with multiple people who only call my parents "mom" and "dad" when they're extremely drunk. (yes I was around alchoholics when I was a toddler. turned out fine, just a bit of a psychopath who wants to be addicted to pcp and cocaine at age 11.)

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True

When I first discovered that I was like: WAIT WHAT??! I THOUGHT THEIR NAME WAS MOM AND DAD????!!!!

SAMEEEEE