Ranboo

favorite what?

Idk
Just favorite

wut

¿

Favorite what?

Idk
Just
Favorite

Favorite nurse is you

Awe thanks ^^

No problem dear
I need your help with something

¿

My sunburn hurts like hell

Oh no
Well i suggest putting Aloe on it every couple of hours
That helps

my favorite sex position?

F I N E
BUT IM KEEPING THE REMOTE
GO WATCH TV

okay
HAHA THEY SAID SHIT

ahaha you lied.
This is n o t appropriate for children.
I’m gonna turn on Power Rangers if you don’t pick something appropriate to turn on.

family guy

nO

I WANNA WATCH IT

NO
THATS IT
*turns on Power Rangers*
I’M DONE WITH YOU

*kills myself*

Well
That’s takes care of that ig-

*the police bust the door down*

O o p

police: FREEZE! YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL FOR MURDERING A 6 YEAR OLD!

YOU PRESS THE POWER BUTTON

*smacks my face against the remote*
OH WOW IT TURNED ON-
OW MY EYES
HOW DO I SEE

YOU JUST
SEE

WHY DO I SEE BLACK

WHAT????

WHAT IS THAT ON THE TV

ITS MASTER CHEF

I DIDN'T KNOW IT HAD DICKS GOING INTO PUSSIES

NE NEITHER??????

WHAT IS HE DOING

I D K

I'M 6 BTW

THATS C O O L

YEAH

EPIK

MY MUM TOLD ME TO NOT WATCH THIS

I D K

HOW DO I OPEN MY EYES

You just open them

I CAN'T

I D K T H E N

HOW DO I OPEN MY EYELIDS
I THINK THEY WORK

IDK
JUST IMAGINE YOU'RE SLEEPING THEN WAKE UP AND OPEN YOUR EYES

THANKS
WHY ARE YOU WATCHING HENTAI

I don’t wanna kill anybody

KILL HIM

Why¿

cus he bad

But I don’t want to kill anybody
You do it

i'm kind of dead right now
if you kill him i will come back to life

. . .
Fine
*k i l l s L o g a n P a u l *

yay i am saved

Epik

yes

So
What now¿

uh
idk

Okay

I LIKE WAFFLES

ME TOOO

SQUARE OR CIRCLE

SQUARE
HBU

YEAH SAME

OK
WHAT DO YOU WANNA WATCH INSTEAD??

IDK

UH
YOU LIKE POWER RANGERS

NO

UHM
BOB THE BUILDER
SOFIA THE FIRST
ANYTHING???

FAMILY GUY

OKAY IG
*TURNS PN FAMILY GUY*

MUM SAYS I'M NOT ALLOWED TO WATCH THIS

BUT YOU SAID-
YKNOW WHAT FINE
*TURNS OFF THE TV*
GO READ A BOOK

NO STOP

EPIKKKK

MY SISTER HAS A BIKE
SHE IS UGLY

I DO NOT HAVE A SISTER
BUT I HAVE BROTHERS
AND THEY SUCK

I HAVE ONE BROTHER
HE IS 10
MY SISTER IS 5

MY BROTHERS ARE 15 AND 18 AND I GREATLY DISLIKE THEM

MY BROTHER IS FAT

MY BROTHERS ARE M E A N

MY SIBLINGS ARE F**KING ANNOYING

S A M E

I'M GOING TO KILL THEM

IM NOT GOING TO KILL THEM I JUST REALLY DON’T LIKE THEM

THAT WAS A JOKE BTW

I FIGURED

OKAY

NO
YOU DID THIS YOURSELF

I WANNA WATCH SOUTH PARK PLS

N O

WHY

BECAUSE
I SAID SO

BUT KIDS CAN WATCH IT

BUT I DONT CARE
GET A BOOK SIT DOWN AND R E A D

*watches south park when you're not looking*

*takes the remote and turns the tv off*
GO READ
IM PUTING THIS WHERE YOU CANT REACH IT

NO PLS

OKAY

PORN

OH DANG OKAY
UHM
*GIVES YOU SOME CEREAL*

I DON'T LIKE CEREAL

D A N G
*GIVES YOU A 25 DOLLAR GIFT CARD TO WHOLE FOODS*

I DON'T LIKE WHOLE FOODS

WHAT D O YOU LIKE THEN?????????

I WANNA WATCH TV

RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU

OH
HOW DO I TURN ON THE TV

YOU TURN IT ON

HOW

OH OKAY
*GIVES YOU A REMOTE*

BUT WHERE IS THE TV
AND WHY IS THE REMOTE UP MY ASS

THE TV IS RIGHT THERE *POINTS*
AND IDK WHY

WHERE IS RIGHT THERE

WHAT????
OKAY

DO YOU WANT SOME

SOME FRUIT????
YEAH I’D LOVE SOME

*GIVES YOU A MANGO*

WOAH EPIK
YOU WANT ANYTHING??

YES

*GIVES YOU SOME BLUEBERRIES*

I DON'T LIKE BLUEBERRIES

OH SORRY
*GIVES YOU A WATERMELON*

DON'T BE RACIST

WAIT I'M NOT BLACK

WHAT?????
OH OKAY

BUT I DON'T LIKE WATERMELONS

S u r e

you wanna do it with me?

*takes joint out of mouth*

Do w h a t ¿

sex position~

????

damn it

*hops out of the window*

O h

"is that a dead body?"

Maybe

*logan paul proceeds to rape you*

Uhm
Nty

yeah
tell him to stop

U h
Stop please

okay he stopped now kill him once and for all

Ok bye

*hangs myself in the woods*

Dang

*logan paul goes into the woods*

O h

*dead*

THEY DID THAT TO THEMSELF WHAT

*the police handcuff you and take you to the car*

Fine.
Take me to jail

*once you're gone, i f**k scp 1471*

Ohokay

*scp 1471 goes home cus i didn't really die*

O h
O k a y

*you get released cus you didn't commit murder and then you see me playing cod*

Oh my lord in heaven-

don't ask about the white liquid on the floor and in my crotch area

Ok

don't lick it up either cus it's nothing

Ok

i totally didn't get my pussy pounded by another girl

Ok

i'm not playing cod

Ok
*leaves*

*f**ks her again*

Ok

just go